Where In Mordor Is Aragorn?!
Happy Birthday, David Patrick Kelly!
Almost SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO I adopted the wonderful character actor David Patrick Kelly.
It started sort of a movement, well smaller than a movement, maybe a ripple, yes, a ripple, where other bloggers adopted their own actors.
If I had to guess, 90% of the links on the adoption roster are broken. Many of the bloggers who participated are now DEAD. Or more likely, they deleted their blogs or made them private. Oh man, some of them might have died. That’s a buzzkill. Sorry guys.
The whole adopt-an-actor thing was, to me at least, a few things.
- Something to do! Content!
- A way of promoting an artist you care about and perhaps is underappreciated by the larger entertainment world.
- A way of associating one’s self with a person you admire. Get some of that thespian glitter on your blog!
I’ve never met David Patrick Kelly, but from all signs I see on the Internet the guy is a gracious, grounded, delightful person.
In 2008, I (online) met another blogger, Max the Drunken Severed Head who actually interviewed DPK and allowed me to publish brief excerpts on my blog leading up to his own publishing.
Also in 2008, I invited DPK to a Feelies show I flew out from Chicago to NYC (Hoboken, to be precise).
I received a lovely email from someone who claimed to be his assistant – I don’t know why someone would pretend to be his assistant, but you never know, etc. etc.
I doubt if I will ever talk to the man or meet him, but I’m always in his corner and hope he continues to find happiness and health and all that good stuff.
Happy birthday, man.
Catching Up With The Gorn
Reprinted with permission from the January 15th, 2024 edition of People Magazine
PEOPLE: Wow, so much has happened over the past year. Where to start?
GORN: [laughs] Yes, if you told me I’d be assuming public office at ANY point of my life I’d have a hard time believing you. But that’s Aragorn for you, right? He’s a bright star and just pulls you into his orbit.
PEOPLE: There *was* some controversy after the break-in scandal at Bree-
GORN: I don’t know anything about that, so really am not able to comment on it.
PEOPLE: And the imprisonment of the opposition party leaders, Spock and the Nazgûl-
GORN: Listen, I’ve talked about this before. Before joining Aragorn on the GORN ticket, I had very little experience in politics. And I was not personally involved in any day-to-day campaign activities, and am on record as not being in agreement with the incarceration of Spock or the Nazgûl. I believe if you have good ideas and good leadership, people will respond to that – you don’t need to silence other voices. Can we move on to other topics?
PEOPLE: Of course. Our readers would be disappointed if we didn’t at least touch on the campaign and your experience there.
GORN: Understood. It sells magazines.
PEOPLE: What no one expected was Spock and Aragorn forming the rock supergroup Spockagorn and leaving the political arena for arena rock.
GORN: I was just as surprised as anyone. I mean, I know Spock and Aragorn have their musical chops, but I didn’t see it coming. When Aragorn showed up at the Spock/Nazgûl concert and they started jamming, it was magical.
PEOPLE: You yourself are quite musical, aren’t you?
GORN: Hah. Well, I dabble. I’m more of a connoisseur of music than a practitioner.
PEOPLE: With Spockagorn taking the nation by storm, you probably had a lot of time on your hands. Apart from music, what have you been up to?
GORN: Well, plenty of people wanted the insider perspective on the campaign as well as the emergence of Spockagorn. I had fun doing lots of interviews, though thankfully that’s slowing down. I’m tired of talking. [laughs]
PEOPLE: What’s a day in the life of Gorn now that things are settling down for you a bit?
GORN: Lately, I’m catching up on films I’ve been meaning to watch. I’m also pursuing some old hobbies like collecting action figures.
PEOPLE: Is there a “holy grail” action figure you are looking for?
GORN: I’m actually quite fond of action figures of people I know in real life. I have a couple old Spock figures from the 1960s. I’m always on the lookout for an Aragorn action figure, but those are far less common. I have a very worn “King” Aragorn but it’s missing a belt and left hand. Would love to get a nicer one. I guess we’ll see!
PEOPLE: Thanks for your time.
GORN: My pleasure.
Celebration
Destroying the One Ring
Sauron Follows
017 – Isolation
The Voyage Home
Aragorn Versus Sauron!
Spock, Nazgûl, Friend or Foe?
