the continuing saga of …
THE BEAST OF BERWYN

Realizing that bullets are ineffective after Bubs’ failed attempt to subdue Bill, you instead snatch your laptop from your backpack.

“Dessssssssstroy you!” Bill hisses.

He poises to lunge at you.

You shout, “You can consider your comments….DELETED!”

You whip the laptop at Bill, knocking him off balance. He slips back over the edge, into the churning waters below. “AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!”

You rush up to Crazy Lady.

“Crazy Lady! Crazy Lady! Simone!”

Simone’s eyes flutter open.

“Arny?” she mutters.

“Yes.” You smile at her.

“This is a probably a bad time to ask,” you say, “but after this mess is all cleaned up, would you maybe want to go out on a date?”

Simone wearily says, “Ah, that’s sweet. Just so you know, I only date actors.”

“Oh. Well I’m somewhat of a celebrity. I have a very popular blog.”

“What’s a blog?”

THE END

There are many paths to adventure in this story. But this is the best you’re going to get.