From the Chicago Sun Times
“So a coyote walks into a Quiznos . . .
Sounds like the start of a joke.
It’s not — although dozens of downtown folks got a good laugh out of it Tuesday.
A male coyote really did wander into the Quiznos sandwich shop at Wabash and Adams — in the Loop! — just before 2 p.m. Tuesday. Workers had propped open the front door for the warm afternoon, and in sauntered the roughly 30-pound, 18-month-old wild animal.”
That is awesome. Did he attack anyone?
Nah, but he probably dented in a couple SoBe Energy drink bottles.
He crawled into an open refrigerator case and sat there ’til Animal Control hauled him away.