Hi,
If you wish to start a meme, you really need to follow the Meme Guide to Manners ™.
Rule #1: Don’t include questions that people might be unwilling to answer.
Sample “Don’t” questions
1. What’s the strangest smell you have ever farted?
2. What’s your most embarrassing public moment — be specific.
3. Most disgusting habit?
4. Have you ever fled the scene of a crime?
5. What, exactly, IS your f*cking problem?
In answer to your sample “Don’t” questions:
1. What’s the strangest smell you have ever farted?
–Blueberry pie and burning hair.
2. What’s your most embarrassing public moment — be specific.
–Several tie for first, but all involve falling or shitting oneself.
3. Most disgusting habit?
–I eat seldom, and when I do it’s like a ravening beast. Like Cookie Monster downing cookies. You’d think that wouldn’t be that gross, but seriously: People eating nearby have to stop doing so due to nausea. Sad but true.
4. Have you ever fled the scene of a crime?
–Yes. Ohhhhh yes.
5. What, exactly, IS your f*cking problem?
–I am the Most Horrible Person Ever. My parents probably had something to do with that.
This is actually a meme a lot of people would do. But only if mosthorrible went first.
I think that’s the most brilliant meme ever. Get going.
Okay, since mosthorrible answered all the questions, I feel like I have to at least answer #1.
Microwave popcorn.