Hi, more Stiglets for your reading pleasure.

I’m not supplying audio for these, but I think you get the drift.

douchebag – doochbag
Thank you, previous user of my IP address!

vitiligo – winnebago
“archipelago” is also an acceptable alternative. A friend of my wife has this. I could never remember what it was called, so I just started saying “winnebago”.

Dilaudid – dubadill
Someone I know was in the hospital on this medication. I actually was calling this “dubadill” seriously — I had a mental block preventing me from using the right word. But, hey, it’s a stupid pharmaceutical name, why the hell should I be able to remember it?