The less you know about this video before you see it, the better.
My reasons for posting will become apparent.
The less you know about this video before you see it, the better.
My reasons for posting will become apparent.
I guess if you have a nightmare, you might as well cover all your bases.
Last night was one of those glorious dreams.
1. I was wandering around at college, after having gone back to school to start a new career. But, I didn’t know what I was supposed to be doing there.
2. A relative of mine got shot and lay on the ground, all bloodied.
3. I tried to help this relative, then realized I had traveled from the future and was in danger of meeting myself, creating a time paradox.
Here are some award ideas I am bandying about, inspired by the Thinking Blogger awards.
“Stinks At Frogger”
“Ball Hogger”
“Testicle Flogger”
“Asshole Jogger”
“Unscrupulous Snogger”
“Window Defogger”
“What’s An Augur?”
These awards will be handed out without concern for content, style, or correct spelling/grammar/punctuation.
To receive one of the above awards, I only ask that if you some day meet me in person, that you address me as Sir Thaddeus Wifflestein.
Just a short list of things I adore about the Brits and their language ways.
1. color = colour
2. elevator = lift
3. “Bangers and mash”
4. “Sticky wicket”
5. “Cheers” as an informal greeting
And things I don’t like:
1. cookie = biscuit
2. fries = chips
3. “git”
4. “shagging”
5. Any British turn-of-phrase that was popularized by the Austin Powers movies.
Just so this doesn’t remain buried in a comment, fellow blogger Tanya Espanya needs you.
As of now, no sound sample of Tanya humming or singing has been provided.
Here’s the info she does have for you to go on:
What about that “I Love New York” from the 1970s? I can’t find it anywhere and it’s not that one by some clown Steve Karmen.
Anyone? Just me then?
I love New York…what a great sensation…(Or something like that…I don’t know…I was 7.)
I spent some time trying to figure this one out, but (obviously) failed.
Won’t you please help?
All of these games share a common theme.
They all have protagonists which take care of business the American way, with a gun.
I’ll give you the year the game came out, Fellow Travelers Of The Internet.
Gun 1 (1980)
I didn’t realize how many chunks of silence there were in this game. This game has some harsh, unfriendly sounds. And that smiley face bouncing towards you? That’s the grinning maw of death.
Gun 2 (1981)
This game might be a tough one to identify. You might have even forgotten that this game existed, but when you see it hopefully you’ll have an “a-ha” moment. If not, you might want to contemplate what you are using those brain cells for, anyway.
Gun 3 (1983)
Here it is, my all-time favorite game. Full disclosure — you don’t just have a gun at your disposal to eliminate your enemies. You can also kill them by jumping on them with your ass.
Gun 4 (1986)
This is another very fun game, one which I suck at, and wish I was just a wee bit better. It’s really fast-paced, and has a lot of energy and excitement. Well, within the world of mid-80’s videogames it has a lot of energy and excitement, at least.
Gun 5 (1988)
I was kind of leaving videogames at this point for the magical world of reality, but I did play this a little, mostly because the graphics were kind of advanced for the times. Here’s a hint — two (count ’em, two!) people mention the name of the game in this sound snippet.
Are these quizzes over yet? I thought we were almost finished.
UPDATE: Answers are now available here.
Oh, man.
Johnny Yen has cured my mystery song woes. I knew 1-3 already, but 4 was given to me by Mister Yen.
Here’s song excerpts from all the mystery songs from my last post.
Mystery Song #1
The Rock-A-Teens – Woo Hoo
The 5678’s played a cover of this in Kill Bill Vol. 1, but this version is still by far the best.
Mystery Song #2
Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers – Little Bitty Pretty One
This one of my favorite songs from the 50’s. Frankie Lymon did a couple other nice songs — “Why Do Fools Fall In Love?” and another personal favorite of mine, “I’m Not A Juvenile Delinquent”.
Mystery Song #3
Gerry Rafferty – Baker Street
PEEEYYYYW! PEEEEYYYYW! PEEEEEEEYYWWW!
Mystery Song #4
Clarence “Frogman” Henry – Ain’t Got No Home
Ahhh, finally I have a song to replace the fragment in my head. Apparently this song was in the movie Casino, which annoys me, ’cause I own it, and one would think this damn song would have popped out at me. Ah well. Thanks again, Mr. Yen.
I have what I think is kind of a cool idea for a website, but I doubt how much use it would be for people. I know it would sometimes really come in handy for me, at least.
Here’s the void it would fill. Have you ever had a piece of a song, a melody in your head, but you didn’t know where it was from? It’s one thing if you have a scrap of lyrics that you can take to Google. But, what if you don’t know any of the lyrics? What if the song doesn’t have any lyrics?
There are already some services out there to help you. SongTapper purports to be able to identify a song simply by the rhythm you tap with your keyboard. 411-SONG and Tunatic have you feed them an actual sample of the song, where they will, through some matching algorithm and a giant database of music samples, determine the song you are trying to identify.
I tried SongTapper, but the songs I would have submitted weren’t recognized (it got the Itchy and Scratchy theme from the Simpsons right off the bat, though). And, though I realize the benefits of being able to immediately identify a song as you’re hearing it, I usually find myself in the situation where I am trying to identify a song I am remembering, rather than a song that I am hearing at the moment. In this kind of situation, I don’t have a sound sample of the song to submit to anyone, I just have my own memory and warbly voice.
What I’d like to design and implement is a bulletin-board type website, where people can post sound files of themselves humming, whisting, etc., out a piece of a song, for purposes of having other people on the web help them identify it.
Would this be a useful service? Have you ever had a melody or song in your head and wished there was some way to identify it? Or does this just happen to me?
I actually went so far as to buy a domain name for this idea of mine. I thought I’d call the site “Sympathy Ear For The Radio Nurse”, after seeing an Antiques Roadshow that showed the first baby monitor (the invention of which was prompted by the Lindbergh baby kidnapping). That was the name of the product. I am a sucker for the pithy phrase, I guess.
I think it would be quite a bit of work to develop this website, especially with all the ideas and snags that I am envisioning. I was thinking an alternative to this could be that this blog could serve this niche. I could post sound files from myself, and potentially others, for the purpose of soliciting identification.
I’ll give you a few sound samples. Pardon my crappy renditions, but these are the kind of sound files I would realistically expect that would be submitted for identification.
I know the answers to 1-3, but only after someone told me after I sang/hummed them the part. I still don’t know #4. PLEASE HELP ME IDENTIFY IT. I’ll follow up with samples of the real songs for Mystery Songs 1-3 for your listening pleasure.
Mystery Song 1 – This is probably very obvious now, especially after various commercials using this song, as well as it being present in Kill Bill Vol. 1. But, lemme tell you, I was in musical limbo a long time before I knew the name and artist of this song.
Mystery Song 2 – I probably have heard this song in other places, but I really noticed it when I was watching John Carpenter’s Christine. I never thought to look at the damned credits to figure out what song it was. I was in a bar when a DJ cured my ignorance regarding this tune. A happy day!
Mystery Song 3 – This song popped in my head just yesterday. Thankfully, a friend of mine was able to fill in the blanks for me.
Mystery Song 4 – I know there is that Rod Stewart song, “Some Guys Have All The Luck” where there’s a background vocal very similar (if not identical) to this. But I’m thinking there’s some 50’s song that has this. Am I crazy? If someone can answer this, all my blogging will have been worthwhile.