Fellow blogger jess has made the unfortunate mistake of engaging me in what can only be described as a taint escalation of mutually assured destruction (check out her comment).
This battle will make the current Doctor Monkey Von Monkerstein – Dr. Zaius imbroglio look like two monkeys trying to f*ck a football.
You want a taint post, jess?
I GIVE YOU A TAINT POST!!!!!
Nothing like pretentious cosmic taint.
Monkerstein did *WHAT* to a football? My apologies, sir.