So, I was having lunch, and Famke Janssen came up in a discussion.
I just can’t say her first name.
I mean, I think I can pronounce it, but it’s so damn hard. It really is.
So I thought maybe I could scramble the letters a bit to make it easier on myself. Here’s some alternatives:
Mafke
Afkme
Fekma
Makef
Efmak
Bridget Moynahan
If saying her name correctly was the only thing I had to do to sleep with her, then BAM, I’d be all “Hello FAMKE.”
I think Ef-Mak was the name she used during her brief career as a DJ.
Ef-Mak in da house!
dr mvm, with your simian good looks, I’m sure all that would be required from you would be the correct pronunciation.