9 thoughts on “Hypothetical Quotes By People of Distinction”

  1. Hypothetical quotes are great! There should be a whole book written about them. Here’s one that you might not be aware of:

    “Growing up as a ginger kid has given me the strength to become successful and powerful.” Carrot Top

  2. bubs, rumor has it that girls would turn the color of an avocado when he’d drive down the street in his Eldorado.

    No, not Gallagher.

    Pablo Picasso.

  3. I’ve heard that.

    Do you like that song better when sung by a brooding Welshman or a nasal New Englander?

    Oh, get this–just in case no one would recognize him, Gallagher was wearing one of his own tour jackets at the time.

  4. Oh, and regarding Gallagher — that’s not that unusual.

    My family wears matching pink satin “Team Splotchy” jackets when we’re on vacation.

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