The Under 3 – Track Listing

All participants have submitted their selections for Volume 3 of the Green Monkey Music Project.

Here’s the list of the soon-to-be-released mix:

01 – Todd Rundgren – International Feel [samuraifrog]
02 – Scissor Sisters – I Can’t Decide [samuraifrog]
03 – Richard Thompson – Oops! I Did It Again (live) [samuraifrog]
04 – The Zombies – Summertime [samuraifrog]
05 – Django Reinhardt – Swing Interpretation of the First Movement in D Minor by JS Bach [samuraifrog]
06 – JoJo – Times Like These (live) [samuraifrog]
07 – Adam and the Ants – Jolly Roger [samuraifrog]
08 – David Bowie – Bombers [samuraifrog]
09 – Lindsay Lohan – Frankie & Johnny [j.d.]
10 – Shigeru Umebayashi – The Echo Game [j.d.]
11 – KT Tunstall – Hold On [j.d.]
12 – Jennifer Hudson – Love You I Do [j.d.]
13 – Kelly Clarkson – Respect [j.d.]
14 – Panic! At the Disco – The Only Difference Betweeen Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage [j.d.]
15 – Meg & Dia – Monster [j.d.]
16 – Lisa Simpson and ‘Bleeding Gums’ Murphy – Jazz Man [j.d.]
17 – Eric Clapton – After Midnight [distributorcap]
18 – Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell – You’re All I Need To Get By [distributorcap]
19 – Canned Heat – Going Up The Country [distributorcap]
20 – Aretha Franklin – You Make Feel Like A Natural Woman [distributorcap]
21 – The Crystals – Then He Kissed Me [distributorcap]
22 – Joni Mitchell – Chelsea Morning [distributorcap]
23 – Jan & Dean – The Little Old Lady From Pasadena [distributorcap]
24 – The Turtles – It Ain’t Me Babe [distributorcap]
25 – Wire – It’s So Obvious [splotchy]
26 – Pere Ubu – I Will Wait [splotchy]
27 – Commodores – Machine Gun [splotchy]
28 – Bo Diddley – Mona (I Need You Baby) [splotchy]
29 – The Clean – Franz Kafka At The Zoo [splotchy]
30 – Cat Stevens – Tea For The Tillerman [splotchy]
31 – Robyn Hitchcock – My Favourite Buildings [splotchy]
32 – The Champs – Tequila [splotchy]
33 – Blue Meanies – The 4th of July [lulu]
34 – Weezer – Buddy Holly [lulu]
35 – Dead Kennedys – Too Drunk To Fuck [lulu]
36 – The Pogues – If I Should Fall From Grace With God [lulu]
37 – Supersuckers – Creepy Jackalope Eye [lulu]
38 – The Dirtbombs – Get It While You Can [lulu]
39 – Traitors – I’m So Happy When I’m Hated [lulu]
40 – Deerhoof – Dinner For Two [lulu]

Announcing The Next Green Monkey Mix – The Under 3

Hi, as we wipe the snot away from Volume 2, we find ourselves at Volume 3.

The first two volumes of the Green Monkey Music Project (GMMP) were interwoven with the subjective emotions of the participants.

In Volume 1, participants had to provide songs which completely absorbed their attention.

Volume 2 tied in to each participant’s sense of the snotty.

The next two volumes of GMMP are going to enforce what I could call “physical” rules. In some ways these mixes are going to be much wider to interpretation by the participants.

Anyways, there’s just one rule for the new mix, which I’m calling:

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The rule? Each song of the mix must be under three minutes long.

In some ways, this gives the participants an incredible amount of power over their mix selections, the flow, or what I like to call, the “mix qi“.

SamuraiFrog expressed an interest in joining the next mix, so I have a slot waiting for him if he’s still game.

That leaves three open slots for this mix (they’ll be a total of five, and I’ll be participating). Each person can select up to 8 songs for inclusion.

Okay, thanks for playing, and looking forward to hearing some great music. Sign up via a comment on this post.

UPDATE!

We have our participants! They are listed below in the order their songs will come in the mix:

SamuraiFrog!
J.D.!
Distributorcap!
Splotchy!
Lulu!

Participants, please leave your song selections as comments on this blog when you come up with them. No more than eight songs, and they all have to be under three minutes. I’ll add my tracks as a comment to this post as well.

Rock and roll and stuff!

Thank Ye Kindly

Hi, just wanted to give thanks to Becca and J.D. for displaying incredible generosity in bestowing the following upon me:

From what I have seen, people given such an award can then in turn award it to five other bloggers. If it’s okay, I’m gonna put these in my goodie bag to give out later, as I have the vapors lately.

Thanks also to MC for this lovely l’il slice of Homeric heaven:


A possible award in YOUR future

How’s about I whip up a suitable image for the winner of the informal gayest video ever contest, which is currently ongoing. Just be warned you have some fierce competition — here as well as here (and there are some mighty gay video links in the comments section of these posts as well).

To Jess Wundrun specifically: I probably should have made up a Taint Award for you in recognition of your amazing performance in the Taint Wars — if you still want one, I’ll gladly make you a slightly disturbing one. Okay, maybe more than slightly disturbing.

I Splotchy, You Dale

I asked the incomparable dale if he wouldn’t mind shooting me some interview questions, as I had really enjoyed reading the interviews with bloggers he has conducted in recent weeks. He was very, very gracious to agree to interview me.

Here are his questions, and my answers.

1. Whether you’re using the written word, audio clips of your own voice, or creating new art by manipulating Toni Basil’s Hey Mickey! with excellent results, the many ways you get your point across keeps me in awe and thinking “I wish I’d thought of that!” Considering your film production background, have you ever considered video blogging?

Thank you so much for the kind words. I am honestly a little ignorant of video blogging. I saw a recent post by Jess, a blogger I regularly read, about some video blogging done by some Baghdad locals, but haven’t checked it out yet.

At this point, I don’t feel confident to undertake something of that nature, but maybe as I get more comfortable it could be something I’d like to explore. My wife bought a Mac laptop recently. I want to load Final Cut Pro, a really nice video editing suite, onto the computer, and learn how to use it. I have some video ideas that I want to play around with, so maybe that eventually could transition into a more regular video blog. I really have a fun time with old-fashioned writing, though.

2. Trapped on a long flight, would you rather sit next to Watchmen creators Dave Gibbons and Alan Moore (so you could discuss your geeky and exciting discovery) or Jim Woodring (so you could discuss your avatar)?

Either would be great, but I’d haveta go with Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. I’ve read a lot of fascinating interviews with Alan Moore in particular, and would just relish being there to have a conversation. He’d probably hate sitting next to me and my stupid mouth, but before he got irretrievably perturbed perhaps I could get to ask him, “Hey, is Rorschach related to Seymour, the chubby red-haired assistant at the New Frontiersman, or am I just batshit crazy?”

3. If you were to make a feature film, a short film or even a porno flick, who would your top choice be for doing the score?

Wow, that’s a tough one. A tough, tough question. I actually envision scenes to a film in my head sometimes, and more often I imagine it set to a song I really admire, kinda like how Scorsese does the whole pop song to match up with some bit of action (I’m not putting myself up with him, I’m merely talking about his style of assembling a soundtrack).

Still, there’s something to be said about having an original score. I love Italian film composer Piero Umiliani, but he died a few years back. Mark Mothersbaugh (of Devo fame) has done some great soundtrack work.

However, the soundtrack to the Roman Polanski film The Ninth Gate was something that really bowled me over, composed by Wojciech Kilar. It was so great that I would want to make a movie that he would wanna score. Great stuff.

4. I regret not paying closer attention to your review of the film Fracture before renting it last week. Which film do you find yourself stopping time and again to watch at least part of when you come across it on television?

A few years ago, when Gladiator was on every goddamn pay channel on every goddamn half hour, I would find myself stopping to watch it ridiculously often. If I’d come across the Mickey Rourke or Clive Owen parts of Sin City, I’d stop to watch it (some nice stylized violence, coupled with the loveliness of Carla Gugino and/or Rosario Dawson). And, I must admit, I have a completely nonsexual mancrush on Clive Owen at this point in time. This crush may be the reason that the most recent stop-and-watch movie for me is Spike Lee’s Inside Man.

5. You’ve launched many successful series on your blog such as Actor Adoptions, Who’s In Charge and The Green Monkey Mix Project. Were you born with these ideas or do they just come to you? Is there an entire family of bloggers living in your brain? If someone snapped up the film rights to your blog, who would play the actors?

The ideas just come to me. I have a pretty active imagination, but haven’t really given myself an outlet for it for several years. I think it’s gushing out a bit at this point. With regards to having an actor or actors play some sort of bizarre (and boring!) dramatization of my blog, this is such an easy question to answer, and I am truly serious — David Patrick Kelly would be the first choice. It’s not a coincidence I picked to adopt him — I feel some sort of kinship with him. Perhaps that comes across as creepy, or disturbingly stalkerish, but I just like the man’s work, I reckon.

Thank you, Dale!

If’n anyone reading this post wants to be interviewed by yours truly,

You can:
Leave me a comment saying “Interview me.”

and…
I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.

then…
You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions.

and you can optionally…
include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post

and if you do…
When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

This Will Most Certainly End Badly

Oh boy, have I stepped in it.

Frank Sirmarco has answered my gayest video ever post with a challenge of his own.

I’m scrambling to find an appropriate video, but here is an initial volley.

It’s not a music video technically, but I think you’ll agree it matches Frank’s video, if not outgays it.

UPDATE!

Okay, seeing as I am up wrassling with the water in my basement, I had time between seepage cleanup to find a bonafide gayer video than Frank’s. Please, join Limahl in his personal library for “The Neverending Story”.

Five Snotty Facts

To go with the recent Snotty-Ass Rock ‘N Roll Mix, here are some honest-to-goodness true snotty facts about me.

  1. I like the phrase “Git-R-Done”. I like the way it looks, and I like the way it sounds. I don’t care that it came out of that unfunny nimrod Larry The Cable Guy’s piehole. I just like it.
  2. I believe there should be a limit to how much wealth one can accumulate. There should no such thing as a billionaire, or even a multi-millionaire. You want to be rich, use your money to build a f*cking time machine and go to France in the days right before the Revolution.
  3. I like fart jokes.
  4. I hate tucking my shirt in. I absolutely hate it. If you like tucking your shirt in, you’re a f*cking moron.
  5. I’m sick of solemn references to 09/11. Yes, people died. Stop talking about it, unless you want to make a funny reference to it.

I TAG NO ONE

Presenting The Snotty-Ass Rock ‘N Roll Mix!

Volume 2 of the Green Monkey Music Project has been completed, and is available for download!

If the participants of this mix want to discuss their own selections, please feel free to do so! I’ll put a pointer on this post if you end up posting about it on your own blog (or you could always just add comments here, I suppose).

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SNOTTY-ASS ROCK ‘N ROLL
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Rules and Theme Details

The Participants Discuss Their Selections:
Bigshoulders!
Chris!
Bubs!
Flannery Alden!
Splotchy!

The Songs:

Get the mix in chunks!

Zipped file of Songs 01-08, 41 (All of Bigshoulders’ songs)
Zipped file of Songs 09-16, 42 (All of Chris’ songs)
Zipped file of Songs 17-24, 43 (All of Bubs’ songs)
Zipped file of Songs 25-32, 44 (All of Flannery Alden’s songs)
Zipped file of Songs 33-40, 45 (All of Splotchy’s songs)

Track Listing
01 – Gogol Bordello- I Would Never Wanna Be Young Again [bigshoulders]
02 – The Ramones – Beat on the Brat [bigshoulders]
03 – PJ Harvey – Who the F*ck? [bigshoulders]
04 – Pixies – Debaser [bigshoulders]
05 – The Clash – Guns of Brixton [bigshoulders]
06 – Morphine – Sharks [bigshoulders]
07 – Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Rich [bigshoulders]
08 – Kaiser Chiefs – I Predict a Riot [bigshoulders]
09 – Ween – Piss Up A Rope [chris]
10 – Bobby Darin – Down With Love [chris]
11 – Descendents – Sour Grapes [chris]
12 – Etta James – Losers Weepers (pt. 1) [chris]
13 – Phil Ochs – Love Me, I’m A Liberal [chris]
14 – Rev. Horton Heat – Nurture My Pig! [chris]
15 – They Might Be Giants – Prevenge [chris]
16 – Ben Folds Five – Song For The Dumped [chris]
17 – Iggy Pop – Dog Food [bubs]
18 – Green Day – Platypus [bubs]
19 – Public Image Ltd. – Fodderstompf [bubs]
20 – Lou Reed – Dirt [bubs]
21 – The Cramps – People Ain’t No Good [bubs]
22 – Brian Eno – Baby’s On Fire [bubs]
23 – Sex Pistols – Pretty Vacant [bubs]
24 – X Ray Spex – Oh Bondage, Up Yours [bubs]
25 – Guns ‘N Roses – Welcome to the Jungle [flannery alden]
26 – Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit [flannery alden]
27 – Lily Allen – Smile [flannery alden]
28 – Alanis Morissette – You Outta Know [flannery alden]
29 – The Old Crow Medicine Show – Union Maid [flannery alden]
30 – Justin Timberlake – SexyBack [flannery alden]
31 – Destiny’s Child – Survivor [flannery alden]
32 – Oasis – Married With Children [flannery alden]
33 – Mekons – Memphis, Egypt [splotchy]
34 – Public Enemy – 911 Is A Joke [splotchy]
35 – Devo – (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction [splotchy]
36 – Beck – Truckdrivin’ Neighbor Downstairs (Yellow Sweat) [splotchy]
37 – The Doors – Peace Frog [splotchy]
38 – The Dictators – Two Tub Man [splotchy]
39 – Modern Lovers – Pablo Picasso [splotchy]
40 – The Jesus And Mary Chain – I Hate Rock ‘N Roll [splotchy]

BONUS TRACKS:

I asked the participants to reach for an extra snotty song to be included as a bonus track.

You have been warned!

41 – Patti Smith Group – Rock N Roll Nigger [bigshoulders-extra snotty]
42 – Ween – Baby Bitch [chris-extra snotty]
43 – The Rotters – Sit On My Face Stevie Nicks [bubs-extra snotty]
44 – Violent Femmes – Add It Up [flannery alden-extra snotty]
45 – Butthole Surfers – 22 Going On 23 [splotchy-extra snotty]

Splotchy’s Contribution To Snotty-Ass Rock ‘N Roll

Hi, here’s a little background on my choices for the recent Snotty-Ass Rock ‘N Roll mix.

Mekons – Memphis, Egypt
What to begin with? How about a rocking song where the lyrics are spat out, dripping with cynicism about rock itself? Yeah, that’ll do.

Public Enemy – 911 Is A Joke
From the great, great album Fear Of A Black Planet. Chuck D is a great rapper and a great lyricist. However, if snottiness is something he needs for a song, he steps aside for Flavor Flav.

Devo – (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
I consider this song metasnotty. It takes the Stones song, itself a classic anthem to pissiness, then it knocks the cool out of it and ratchets up the awkwardness. What you’re left with is a hyper herky-jerky song that thumbs its nose at old school snottiness. That’s pretty damned snotty!

Beck – Truckdrivin’ Neighbor Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)
Oh, this song. It starts with a tape of some rednecks arguing (reportedly neighbors of Beck’s), followed by a series of verses wherein Beck musically tells them what a-holes they are.

The Doors – Peace Frog
I had the Doors’ first album many years ago, as well as a greatest hits double-album. However, it was relatively recently that I first happened upon this song from Morrison Hotel. I was struck by how modern it sounded (particularly the opening). Some people might think Jim Morrison is often the punchline to a bad joke, but he’s having a lot of fun being snotty in this song. He mentions blood running on the streets of New Haven, where he had recently been busted by the local constables.

The Dictators – Two Tub Man
This is a classic early punk song that I only heard recently. It comes with a long intro by the wrestler Handsome Dick Manitoba. The lyrics are fantastic. “I’ve got Jackie Onassis in my pants.” Oh, priceless.

And get a load of the album cover:

Modern Lovers – Pablo Picasso
Another classic. This has been covered by many people, including John Cale and David Bowie, but I still prefer the original. I was referencing this song in one of my hypothetical quotes.

The Jesus And Mary Chain – I Hate Rock ‘N Roll
One of the snottier songs by one of the snottier bands.

BONUS TRACK: Butthole Surfers – 22 Going On 23
This is why I created the bonus “extra snotty” tracks for this mix. I love this song, but figured I couldn’t get away with it unless I made it clear to everyone that it bordered on the offensive. I think it’s great, though.

All About The Green Monkey Music Project

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An Explanation:
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The Green Monkey Music Project (GMMP) is all about the magic of the mixtape, but it’s a mixtape with a twist.

Instead of all the selections originating with a single mixologist, GMMP is more of a collaborative effort.

Here’s how it works. I announce the rules of an upcoming mix, then ask for participants, who can join as long as there are open slots left.

The participants provide the names of songs (w/artist) honoring the spirit of the mix. I obtain the songs, organize the mix, and publish it on my blog.

The participants have the option of discussing their selections after the mix has been made publicly available (a post on their own blog is the preferred method of this discussion).

Being a participant in a GMMP mix is painless, fun, and you get to share music you love with many fellow music-lovers.

Plus, after you participate in a mix, you get to display this bitchin’ badge on your blog:

So, what are you waiting for?

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The Mixes Thus Far:
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Volume 1: Total Absorption

Volume 2: Snotty-Ass Rock ‘N Roll

Volume 3: The Under 3

Volume 4: What’s In A Word?

Volume 5: No Speak English

Volume 6: Can’t Wait For Halloween

Volume 7: Speed It Up

Volume 8: Geography Pop Quiz [guest-hosted by chris]

Volume 9: ABC

Volume 10: Battle of the Sexes [guest-hosted by beckeye]

Volume 11: Power Pop

Volume 12: Six Degrees [guest-hosted by beth]

Volume 13: Eargasm [guest-hosted by barbara]

Volume 14: Numb3r5

Volume 15: ROYGBIV

Volume 16: The Lenten Mix or “Man, you know this shit’s not good for you” [guest-hosted by bubs]

Volume 17: COVER ME!

Volume 18: The Unheard Monkey [guest-hosted by allen lulu]

Volume 19: Gimme That Old Time Music

Volume 20: Food & Drink

Volume 21: Stop Crying and Listen