Splotchy’s Contribution To Geography Pop Quiz

Here’s a discussion of my selections for Chris’ Geography Pop Quiz, Volume 8 of the Green Monkey Music Project.

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Bob Haggart & Ray Bauduc – Big Noise From Winnetka
I think I first heard this song when my dad played it for me eons ago. Some music he would play for me I’d like, some I wouldn’t like. I really dug this song. You might recognize it from the Martin Scorsese film Raging Bull. It was used there, but only briefly.

Bob Dylan – Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again
Off the great album Blonde On Blonde. I find myself often singing the chorus aloud (“Ohhhh mama!”).

The Ramones – 53rd & 3rd
Another classic Ramones tune, written by Dee Dee Ramone, supposedly about his time as a male prostitute, trying to earn some money to score drugs. Sadly, Dee Dee is no longer with us. Perhaps he’s hustling in that big street corner in the sky now.

Magnetic Fields – Come Back From San Francisco
A nice pretty song from their enormous collection, 69 Love Songs (hey this damned monkey mix is only 8 shy of that!).

Tom Verlaine – Stalingrad
This is a really nice song by the singer/guitarist/songwriter from Television. He has an odd but compelling voice. Off the otherwise unspectacular solo album The Wonder.

Wire – Map Ref. 41N 93W
Oh, I’m so clever! I’m using a song that has map coordinates in its title. This is a strange, catchy pop song off their third album, 154. The location of the map coordinates is about twenty or so miles southeast of Des Moines, Iowa — I don’t know what the significance of that is.

Tino Contreras – Brazil
Brazil is one of the best damned songs ever written. It’s just absolutely wonderful. I don’t know of a definitive version of the song, but this one is damned tasty.

Thanks again to Chris for guest-hosting this volume. I’m looking forward to other Green Monkey Masters also getting their opportunity to host a mix.

Freaky Frights On Forest!

Hi folks,

I just want to put in a plug for a very wonderful free event that starts next Friday in North Riverside, a near-western suburb of Chicago.

I was very lucky to have learned about it last year, and now I’d like to share the info with all you fellow lovers-of-Halloween.

Around Halloween-time of last year, Tim and I headed over to Dream Reapers, a very popular haunted house in Melrose Park, to see what all the billboard advertising for it was all about. It’s supposed to be a great haunted house, but we never actually got in.

When we arrived it was about an hour before the place closed. The line to get in literally stretched for blocks. We stayed in line for about twenty minutes. Dream Reapers had some people monstered up going up and down the line to keep the people waiting entertained. There was one creepy nerd who was picking his bloody nose, and who kept on getting close to people, wigging them out by attempting to wipe his bloody nose-pickin’ fingers on them.

As entertaining as the bloody nerd was, the line wasn’t moving much. We decided to give up. Tim had mentioned he wanted to stop by to look at a house near mine in Brookfield. It was a house with some nicely done decorations — a creepy, eerily-lit graveyard with skeletons and ghouls, some skeletons standing out front, some small smoke effects, etc.

We walked over there and were looking at the ghastly tableaux when the owner of the spooky house walked out. He was a really nice guy, and explained how he put some of the stuff together. He also mentioned that some people in North Riverside put on a similar kind of thing, except bigger — it stretched over two blocks.

So, what the hell! We headed over to North Riverside. It was really fantastic. Many of the houses on a two-block stretch of Forest Avenue had something spooky or disturbing in their front yard. There were a lot of things triggered with motion sensors, there was gushing blood, strobe lights, etc. It was inspiring, all the more because it was done by people out of sheer enthusiasm for the spooky and the creepy.

The opening day for this year’s festivities is next Friday, October 19th. I encourage you to visit, and leave a donation if you can.

Visit their website for more details: Freaky Frights

Geography Pop Quiz – Track Listing

Track Listing Complete!

01 – Joe Williams – Goin’ To Chicago Blues [chris]
02 – Guster – Amsterdam [chris]
03 – Donovan – Sunny South Kensington [chris]
04 – Fats Domino – Mardi Gras In New Orleans [chris]
05 – Lionel Hampton & Oscar Peterson – Indiana [chris]
06 – XTC – It’s Nearly Africa [chris]
07 – John Linnell – Michigan [chris]
08 – Fats Domino – Walkin’ to New Orleans [dguzman]
09 – Bangles – Going Down to Liverpool [dguzman]
10 – Creedence Clearwater Revival – Lodi [dguzman]
11 – Glen Campbell – Wichita Lineman [dguzman]
12 – Michelle Shocked – Anchorage [dguzman]
13 – Missing Persons – Walking in L.A. [dguzman]
14 – Tony Bennett – I Left My Heart in San Francisco [dguzman]
15 – John Hiatt – Memphis in the Meantime [beckeye]
16 – Bill Janovitz and Crown Victoria – Florida [beckeye]
17 – Juliana Hatfield Three – Feelin’ Massachusetts [beckeye]
18 – Mason Jennings – New York City [beckeye]
19 – Billy Joel – Allentown [beckeye]
20 – Duran Duran – Rio [beckeye]
21 – The Bogmen – Mexico [beckeye]
22 – Do Make Say Think – Chinatown [manx]
23 – Stereolab – Outer Bongolia [manx]
24 – Pink Floyd – Grantchester Meadows [manx]
25 – Tortoise – Eros [manx]
26 – Sufjan Stevens – Springfield, or Bobby Got a Shadfly Caught in his Hair [manx]
27 – Lloyd Cole and the Commotions – Charlotte Street [johnnyyen]
28 – R.E.M. – (Don’t Go Back to) Rockville [johnnyyen]
29 – Brook Benton – Rainy Night In Georgia [johnnyyen]
30 – Bruce Springsteen – Nebraska [johnnyyen]
31 – Red Rockers – China [johnnyyen]
32 – Paul Butterfield Blues Band – Born In Chicago [johnnyyen]
33 – The Blasters – Hollywood Bed [johnnyyen]
34 – Ben Kwelller – Commerce, TX [gizmorox]
35 – Okkervil River – Savannah Smiles [gizmorox]
36 – Pedro the Lion – Arizona [gizmorox]
37 – Wilco – Via Chicago [gizmorox]
38 – David Bowie – This is not America [gizmorox]
39 – Simon & Garfunkel – Only Living Boy in New York [gizmorox]
40 – The Clash – London Calling [gizmorox]
41 – Tom Waits – Singapore [bubs]
42 – Bob Dylan – Mozambique [bubs]
43 – Marty Robbins – Streets of Laredo [bubs]
44 – Elvis Presley – Viva Las Vegas [bubs]
45 – Bill Monroe – Blue Moon Of Kentucky [bubs]
46 – The Pogues – Wild Cats of Kilkenny [bubs]
47 – Lyle Lovett – That’s Right (You’re Not From Texas) [bubs]
48 – Nellie McKay – Manhattan Avenue [moxie]
49 – Peter Gabriel – Mercy Street [moxie]
50 – Dixie Chicks – Lubbock or Leave It [moxie]
51 – Led Zeppelin – Going to California [moxie]
52 – Erasure – Blue Savannah [moxie]
53 – Marc Broussard – Lonely Night in Georgia [moxie]
54 – Train – Mississippi [moxie]
55 – Bob Haggart & Ray Bauduc – Big Noise From Winnetka [splotchy]
56 – Bob Dylan – Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again [splotchy]
57 – The Ramones – 53rd & 3rd [splotchy]
58 – Magnetic Fields – Come Back From San Francisco [splotchy]
59 – Tom Verlaine – Stalingrad [splotchy]
60 – Wire – Map Ref. 41N 93W [splotchy]
61 – Tino Contreras – Brazil [splotchy]

Yes, the iSplotchy Can Make You Tron

The unwarranted and slanderous attacks on the iSplotchy have increased recently.

This comes as no surprise to me, because despite its very late start in the 2008 Presidential campaign race, the iSplotchy is already pulling far ahead of both the failed iSplotchy hacker Doctor Monkey Von Monkerstein, and the combined IQ of 70 that is the Zaius/Gregarious ticket.

The latest smear comes from Germaine Gregarious, who attempts fearmongering tactics to imply that being in close proximity with the iSplotchy can turn you into Tron.

Let me attempt to unravel the latest lies Ms. Gregarious has foisted on the naive public.

Falsehood #1: Proximity to the iSplotchy will turn you into Tron.
Not true! The iSplotchy has the capability of turning its owner into Tron. This does not happen without the consent of the user. It is also possible to de-Tron using the iSplotchy. In short, it’s a feature, not a side effect.

Falsehood #2: Being Tron is a bad thing.
I quote from Ms. Gregarious’ ill-informed post:
“Seriously, if [handsome man, pictured above] can be turned into a digitized tool of the Master Control Program, what hope have you got?”

Ms. Gregarious, are you even familiar with the story of Tron?

Tron, played by heartthrob Bruce Boxleitner, is the program that topples the Master Control Program (MCP)! He speaks truth to power, not for it!

Falsehood #3: Germaine Gregarious is Open Source.
Really, Ms. Gregarious? You expect us to believe that?

Why have you incorporated? What are you hiding?

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I apologize for once again taking time from my daily work on nanoenhancements for the iSplotchy product you know and love.

However, you must understand that baseless attacks made by Ms. Gregarious and her ilk will be answered swiftly and aggressively.

iSplotchy in 2008!

Great Moments In Mixtape Transitions

All this mixtape monkey nonsense has got me thinking about, well, mixtapes.

I am gradually sliding into putting the Green Monkey Music Project mixes into heavy rotation. Honestly, I don’t necessarily have the whole mix listened to as soon as it’s published — it takes me a while. Don’t be surprised if a couple weeks after the mix has been made, I say to you, “Wow, I really like that fourth song on your mix selection!”

Anyways, I was taking the Speed It Up mix for a test drive. I was struck by how much I enjoyed the transition between two songs selected by Tim. The exit from Pixies’ “Planet of Sound” into the Police’s “Deathwish” was really aesthetically pleasing. “Planet of Sound” is a really in-your-face song. It abruptly ends, and is immediately followed by a nice, laid-back drum intro by Stewart Copeland in “Deathwish”. I don’t know, it’s hard to explain exactly what makes a transition from one song to another work, it just works.

There is an art to crafting a mixtape. The overall flow of mood is a more obvious component of a satisfying mix. I find getting really potent transitions between individual songs as a more elusive art. Sure, you can have a good transition, but a great transition is something that doesn’t occur that often. I’d say that normally a mixtape won’t even have a great transition — it’s that rare.

I remember a mixtape I made in high school, that went from Simon & Garfunkel’s “Scarborough Fair” into Lou Reed’s “Walk On The Wild Side”. A few months later, I was in the car with a friend of mine who was playing his own mixtape. My friend had used the exact same transition. I took that appropriation of my song order has the highest compliment (he had heard my mix before).

I was wondering about you folks in the business of making mixtapes, have you ever had a great transition, and if so, what was it?

Seven Facts About Kid Splotchy

Freida Bee recently tapped me to provide seven facts about myself.

I think I did this one a while back, so I’ll put a spin on it, and give you seven facts from my childhood.

  1. I have collected things all my life. The first thing I ever collected was scraps of metal I would find on the street. I actually found some pretty neat things. I imagine I still have them stored in an old bank check box somewhere.
  2. My favorite color was pink, before I learned it was a girlie color.
  3. I was a big Gilligan’s Isle junky.
  4. I had horrible Saturday morning cartoons in my hometown of Springfield, Illinois. I get a twinge of envy whenever someone who grew up in the Chicago area mentions all the great kids’ shows they had available to them.
  5. I really enjoyed playing tackle football with my friends. I was nicknamed “Csonk”, after Miami Dolphins running back Larry Csonka.
  6. A defining awful moment of my youth – there was a couple who lived in a house in my neighborhood. The man who lived in the house had Down’s Syndrome. I remember seeing several kids taunt him, screaming terrible things. I don’t think I did anything at all. I just stood there, though I felt I should have said or done something, anything. I always carry that memory with me in the back of my mind. I don’t know how the experience has affected my subsequent behavior or attitude in a particular way, but it definitely did something to me. That memory is somehow a part of me (though I suppose *all* memories are a part of us).
  7. A defining wonderful moment of my youth – One summer I did some sort of extracurricular type of thing in the summer. I remember I didn’t get to do what I had originally asked for. I ended up taking a photography course. It was the first time I was in a group of individuals whose mission was to do something creative. It made me really happy, and I loved doing the photographic assignments. Each one was a little adventure.

Concluding Your Correspondence

When ending a letter or an email, you may find it pleasing to add a nice little flourish that lets the reader know they have reached the end of your writing.

I myself am sometimes inclined to end a blog post with some sort of signoff.

Seeing as you can only use “Best Regards” or “Sincerely” so many times before people start thinking you aren’t that sincere, or really aren’t sending them your truly best regards, I thought I’d give you some options to break up the correspondence-concluding monotony.

01. I Like Gravy,
02. Someday I Hope To See You Naked,
03. Smell My Finger,
04. I Still Haven’t Forgotten About That Ten Dollars You Borrowed From Me,
05. In Prison,
06. Happy As Possible With All Things Considered,
07. Boogers,
08. Catch Baseball Fever,
09. May God Not Smite You Down,
10. Jerry,

Best Regards,

Splotchy

It’s All Barbeque, Idn’t It

I have been going to a restaurant that’s walking distance from my place of employment for a few months. It’s notable in that the restaurant’s name has three words, all of which have accent marks.

They have a BBQ pork sandwich w/ fries special on Tuesdays that I like to order. The restaurant also has Mexican food, Greek food, cheeseburgers, etc. It’s a hodgepodge of cuisines.

So as I walk up to the restaurant today, I see a chalkboard sign on the sidewalk in front of the place. It says BBQ pork, but above it, written in large letters is the word “KOREAN”.

Hmm.

I walk in. There are Korean gentlemen behind the counter and wandering about. I sit down and look at the menu. BBQ pork is still a special.

I ask the waiter, what kind of pork is the special? He says it’s Korean BBQ pork. Hot and spicy, but not too spicy.

What the hell. I order the special, and soon am eating a spicy pile of BBQ pork and white rice.

One of the gentlemen told me the restaurant changed hands on October 1st.

Does this kind of thing happen that often? And how odd is the fact that despite the change in the menu, I could still get BBQ pork as a special?

The new owner made sure my coworker and I knew about the upcoming buffet and karaoke this Friday. If they have some Sabbath on the jukebox, I might just go.