Favorite Simpsons Quote?

A few months back the Onion’s AV Club had a little article where their staff served up some of their favorite Simpsons quotes.

Since I’m gearing up to see the Simpsons movie at the LaGrange, it got me waxing all nostalgic for my own favorite quotes.

I remember reading the article and noting that my personal favorite was not included.

My favorite quote is from the episode “The Flying Hellfish”. It is uttered in a flashback to Grandpa Simpson and Montgomery Burns’s old army unit in WWII, as they ransack a house full of priceless antiquities.

Burns says, “We’ll be rich! Rich as Nazis!”

So, what’s yer favorite Simpsons quote?

Let’s Make It To Fifty, A Nice Round Number With A Five In It

If my current count is correct, we have a total of 46 actors adopted thus far as part of our ongoing program — that’s 48 minus 2 actors returned to the orphanage.

Would any of you kind people step up and push us to the completely arbitrary round number of fifty?

Peace and Love,

Splotchy

P.S. The iSplotchy would never treat actors with the brutal viciousness displayed by Doctor Monkey Von Monkerstein. Vote iSplotchy! For the children! For the actors! For the future!

Speed It Up – Track Listing

Track Listing Complete!

01 – Antony and the Johnsons – Divine [splotchy]
02 – U.S. Maple – Open A Rose [splotchy]
03 – James Brown – It’s A New Day [splotchy]
04 – The Feelies – The High Road [splotchy]
05 – The Wedding Present – It’s A Gas [splotchy]
06 – The Ramones – Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment [splotchy]
07 – Hüsker Dü – Divide And Conquer [splotchy]
08 – The Feelies – Crazy Rhythms [splotchy]
09 – Elvis Costello – I Want You [beckeye]
10 – Pearl Jam – Come Back [beckeye]
11 – Ryan Adams – Halloweenhead [beckeye]
12 – Guided by Voices – Twilight Campfighter [beckeye]
13 – The Bottle Rockets – Nancy Sinatra [beckeye]
14 – Edwin Starr – 25 Miles [beckeye]
15 – Squeeze – Misadventure [beckeye]
16 – Flogging Molly – Seven Deadly Sins [beckeye]
17 – Fairport Convention – Who Knows Where the Time Goes [johnnyyen]
18 – Jack Johnson – Flake [johnnyyen]
19 – Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers – Pablo Picasso [johnnyyen]
20 – Joni Mitchell – Free Man In Paris [johnnyyen]
21 – Elvis Presley – That’s All Right Mama [johnnyyen]
22 – The Clash – Brand New Cadillac [johnnyyen]
23 – Motörhead – Ace of Spades [johnnyyen]
24 – The Dead Kennedys – Religious Vomit [johnnyyen]
25 – The Constantines – Saint You [barbara]
26 – AC Newman – Drink to Me Then Babe [barbara]
27 – Wood Pigeon – Chorus of Wolves [barbara]
28 – Cuff the Duke – Belgium or Peru [barbara]
29 – Teagan and Sara – Speak Slow [barbara]
30 – The B-52’s – Private Idaho [barbara]
31 – Tokyo Police Club – Cheer It On [barbara]
32 – Stiff Little Fingers – Suspect Device [barbara]
33 – Cocteau Twins – Multifoiled [timdrussell]
34 – Radiohead – A Reminder [timdrussell]
35 – My Bloody Valentine – Emptiness Inside [timdrussell]
36 – Yo La Tengo – One PM Again [timdrussell]
37 – Pixies – Planet of Sound [timdrussell]
38 – The Police – Deathwish [timdrussell]
39 – The Cure – Why Can’t I Be You? [timdrussell]
40 – Beastie Boys – Nervous Assistant [timdrussell]
41 – Radiohead – Pyramid Song [tenaciouss]
42 – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – Spread Your Love [tenaciouss]
43 – Joy Division – Failures [tenaciouss]
44 – Jazz Butcher – Grooving in the Bus Lane [tenaciouss]
45 – The Methadones – Turning Inside Out [tenaciouss]
46 – Voodoo Glow Skulls – Nicotine Fit [tenaciouss]
47 – Ministry – TV2 [tenaciouss]

Lots of great tunes here!

Looking For Middle Earth Denizens In American Graves

Here’s another public service provided at no cost to you, the casual web surfer and/or blog reader.

Search the Social Security Death Index for characters from the popular Middle Earth books by J.R.R. Tolkien.

01. Bilbo
02. Frodo
03. Samwise
04. Merry
05. Pippin
06. Gandalf
07. Aragorn
08. Gimli
09. Legolas
10. Gollum
11. Arwen
12. Saruman
13. Sauron
14. Boromir
15. Faramir
16. Elrond
17. Shelob
18. Treebeard
19. Théoden
20. Éowyn

My guess is that these numbers will exponentially grow as the children of hippies reach their life expectancy.

Green Monkey Mix Volume 7 Accepting Participant(s)

Even though I can’t wait for Halloween, I’d like to kick off Volume 7 of the Green Monkey Music Project.

We’re going to dial down the insanity from Volume 6 and only have five participants for this mix, so that’s four open slots for all you bloggers.

Tenacious S had expressed an interest in participating in a future mix. Ten S, the future is now. You can have a slot if you want it (claim it in the comments section of this post).

I mentioned this mix to Johnny Yen, who I believe is interested in participating this time around. That’s another slot eaten up.

I also tapped my buddy Tim to play along. That’s yet another slot if he is up to the challenge.

Assuming everyone I’m holding a spot for ends up participating, that still leaves one open slot for a lucky participant.

Okay, what are we doing in this mix volume?

This mix will be called Speed It Up.

The rules to this mix are tied to the speed of the songs. Each participant will provide from five to eight songs. Each song in your minimix has to be faster than the last. Your first song can be as slow as you want. Your fast song can be as fast as you want. I just ask that each song in your minimix is faster than its predecessor.

Just to be clear, the speed of your songs is not related to any of the other participants’ selections. Your mix is self-contained (Slowest song —> Fastest song).

Okay, let’s go!

UPDATE!

We have our participants!

Beckeye!
Johnny Yen!
Tim!
Tenacious S!
Splotchy!
Barbara!

Thanks to everyone for signing on!

Faster! Faster! Play Faster!

From a recent comment, I see that Doctor Monkey Von Monkerstein might be having trouble getting his head around the concept of the latest Green Monkey Mix, Speed It Up.

Since he’s pretty intelligent for a monkey, I figure there might be others that are in the same boat as he.

So, here’s a visual aid to the theme behind the mix.

Like the nice man in the video says, “Faster! Faster! Play faster!”

I would like to point out that I do not wish this mix to result in anyone’s premature death.

David Blaine’s Blog Spectacular – A Picture Retrospective

David Blaine’s Blog Spectacular has ended.

Please join me in revisiting the highlights of the Spectacular.




We at I, Splotchy make a clarification that Mr. Blaine need not spend the entirety of the Spectacular underwater, and apologize for the miscommunication.





Noting that Mr. Blaine has been joined by his good friend, famed mentalist Uri Geller, we at I, Splotchy point out this as a violation of the spirit (if not the letter) of our contract regarding the Spectacular. Mr. Blaine consents to be encased in ice as a consequence of his actions.

A short twelve hours later, we deem that Mr. Blaine has paid the price for his transgression. Mr. Blaine emerges from his icy prison.




Relieved and happy, an exhausted David Blaine sobs as the Blog Spectacular comes to a close.

We at I, Splotchy would like to take a moment to thank the engineers, healthcare professionals and little people that made this event a success, but above all, we would like to thank David Blaine.