When you left me all alone at the Baghdad hop Told me you were goin’ out for a snowy pop You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more You came back and man oh man this is what I saw
Lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you Lipstick on you shrimpy said you were untrue Bet your bottom dollar i’ll run my car into you Cuz lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you, yeah
You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think Then I noticed yours was red (and small), mine was baby pink Who walked in but Condi Sue, lipstick all a mess Were you smoochin’ your other wife, if the answer’s yes
Lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you Lipstick on you shrimpy said you were untrue Bet your bottom dollar i’ll run my car into you Cuz lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you, boy
Putting lipstick on the pig is one thing, but on the bloody prawn?
I worry Splotchy, I really do.
I beg to differ on their disconnectedness.
when Laura and George were first going out:
When you left me all alone at the Baghdad hop
Told me you were goin’ out for a snowy pop
You were gone for quite a while, half an hour or more
You came back and man oh man this is what I saw
Lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you
Lipstick on you shrimpy said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar i’ll run my car into you
Cuz lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you, yeah
You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
Then I noticed yours was red (and small), mine was baby pink
Who walked in but Condi Sue, lipstick all a mess
Were you smoochin’ your other wife, if the answer’s yes
Lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you
Lipstick on you shrimpy said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar i’ll run my car into you
Cuz lipstick on you shrimpy told a tale on you, boy
Connie Francis takes a bow
That DCap… wow.
franiam, as should we all.
freida b, I want evidence.
dc, I don’t know what it is, but I like it a lot.
franiam, indeed.