A Nonsense Poem For The Idea Of Progress

In observance of Idea Of Progress Day, I present this poem.

O Craddily Pinchy O
Monk the Rainbow Snow
Ooks Said Rattly
The Cat On The Fence
54 Pigs To Go

We fruit bats Quickily Dock
For The Idea Of Progress To Knock
(The Day Is His
Whizzity whizz)
‘N Sail down a chocolate rock

The whitest white bowl to clean
Has anyone seen my spleen
It went down the pipe
With all of me tripe
And the rocks that used to have been

7 thoughts on “A Nonsense Poem For The Idea Of Progress”

  1. mr. of progress, Shame! Shame on the corpses of Shelley and Keats! Bwahahaha!

    freida b, I made you pee (I can’t stop rhyming, I am need of forgiving) [AGH!]

    randal g, and the poem was written with my own blood, too.

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