It’s another Friday in November, which means it must be time for another Splotchy-created holiday, as defined in a previous post.

Are we that close to the end of November? Yes!

Is this post just an excuse for me to use the word “penultimate”? Yes!

Is this a holiday I plan on observing? Probably not.

In any case, Happy Purchase Preprocessed Turkey Products Day!

Next and final November holiday: Whatever Splotchy Says Day (consider this your final warning)