Titles In Search Of A Short Story

01. Panic At The Fortune Cookie Factory
02. The Man With Electric Teeth
03. The Cotton Candy Of Alcatraz
04. Maria And The Gutted Fish
05. Amiable Weirdness
06. Who Took My Gun?
07. Glass Spoons For A Bad Hangover
08. My Therapist’s Take On The Punishment Dream
09. The Boy With Very Weak Heat Vision
10. The Sacred Shards Tour In A Van And Meet A Zombie Alien From Parneus 7

Clinical Decision Support System

I saw this at PJ’s. I figure I’d give it a try, and if it didn’t suck too bad, I’d post it. Hey it didn’t suck that bad!

First, the rules:

Let’s Make a Band:
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

You then take the pic and add your band name and the album title to it, then post your pic.

Here are my results:

1. Clinical Decision Support System
2. “It Every Six Months” (“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months” — Oscar Wilde)
3. The photo

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Ah, What The Hell, I’ll Keep On Doodling

I have fun doodling, so I’ll keep on doodling.

But I need a doodle idea to get me started again. First commenter with an idea gets one.

UPDATE:

I may get to the other commenter’s requests later, but the first commenter definitely gets a doodle. For Tengrain — Dick Cheney eating an ice cream cone with Osama, holding hands.

I hope Tengrain will give me some slack regarding this doodle. I left out the holding hands part, but I think it’s clear they are enjoying each other’s company regardless.

January Is Meme Month

Mathman has tapped me to do a lying meme, which, if my backtracking through the blog swamp proves correct, is a variation on a lying meme I kicked at a few people’s heads here.

The catch here is that one of the lies will actually be a truth.

Okay, so here we go. I’ll make my lies less outlandish than the last time, to better hide the truth.

1. I started this blog in Feburary of 2007.
2. Bun E. Carlos, the drummer for Cheap Trick, is my second cousin, and I see him occasionally at family functions.
3. I have a tattoo of Jonny Quest on my left shoulder.
4. I am afraid of squirrels.
5. One winter, my brother and I built a snow fort in our front yard that was so large and elaborate it was photographed for the front page of the State Journal Register newspaper.
6. I verbally insulted Steven Seagal on a hotel elevator after he drunkenly stumbled into me without apologizing.
7. I am looking forward to a relaxing meme-free February.

The Cutest Radish In The World

My friend Lance has been living and working in Japan for several years. He is currently vacationing in North America. He asked me if I wanted anything from there. I had previously admired a keychain of his of a goofy cartoon character with the barest trace of a mustache, which he had bought on a previous stay in Japan.

I said I would like something similarly cheap, cute and small.

Well, he delivered. Say hello to Aokubi Daikon, the cutest radish in the world!

Lance said Aokubi Daikon (a daikon is a type of giant white radish) is the equivalent of Hello Kitty — basically a character to slap on a variety of merchandise. The item pictured above is a cellphone accessory.

Lance says that at this point in time Aokubi Daikon has not really caught on with the public in the way Hello Kitty has. Lance has only seen tough Japanese high school girls sporting the character.

Learn more about Aokubi Daikon at the toy manufacturer’s website! And let me know what you learn — I still can’t figure exactly what the hell is going on.

And yes, I have a Aokubi Daikon video for you. Enjoy!

The Environment, And Ways To Prevent It From Going Down The Toilet

FranIAm a-tagged me with this, a new year’s resolution of sorts.

Try to think of one way you and your family can lessen your environmental impact in 2008. You could consider doing something relatively easy–like giving up paper plates and napkins (yup, more dishes and laundry, but oh so worth it at trash-time)–or more difficult–like trying to carpool more (which can be a pain, but saves a ton in gas money, not to mention in saved emissions). It doesn’t have to be hard–it could be something as simple as trying one of those new fluorescent bulbs in your desk lamp. How about it?

Being in a family with three younguns, I often feel like we are an unstoppable garbage-producing monster.

We’re slowly replacing the tungsten bulbs in the house with energysaver ones. We recycle plastic, paper and metal already. I take the train to work. We keep the thermostat at reasonable temps in the summer and winter. I am an empty-room electricity hardass; I’m always turning lights off when a room is unoccupied.

I don’t know what the hell I can do. I guess the best thing I could do is to really make an attempt at learning about other ways to conserve energy and resources besides the small steps we have been routinely doing for years — something I have never heard of or tried.

When will I be able to purchase a hybrid minivan dagnabit?

The Short-Term Pragmatist Versus The Long-Term Idealist

Regarding my question, argh, it’s a tough one.

I think of it as a struggle between being a short-term pragmatist and a long-term idealist.

I have voted for Candidate A before (pragmatist), and I have also voted for Candidate C before (idealist). Not surprisingly, I have never voted for Candidate B.

It bums me out that there are situations where I have intentionally chosen someone other than the person I felt was best suited for the job. And yet the times I voted for Candidate C, if Candidate B was elected and a vote for A would have swung the election, I would feel equally awful.

As Bubs said in a comment, the vote often “depends”. Both he and Beth indicated some examples where they would vote idealistically in a primary, but pragmatically in the election. Their argument makes perfect sense to me.

BlueGal says we are required to vote our conscience. I can’t really argue with that, either.

I’d like to think we all want to be idealists, but we are often pragmatists out of necessity (or at least a perceived necessity?).

Is there a way out of this short-term pragmatism? It feels like a collective shift from pragmatism to idealism has to happen to set things right.

I have sent a follow-up question to Dr. Monkey regarding this problem. Let’s hope he can work it out. Go, Dr. Monkey, Go!