01. Panic At The Fortune Cookie Factory
02. The Man With Electric Teeth
03. The Cotton Candy Of Alcatraz
04. Maria And The Gutted Fish
05. Amiable Weirdness
06. Who Took My Gun?
07. Glass Spoons For A Bad Hangover
08. My Therapist’s Take On The Punishment Dream
09. The Boy With Very Weak Heat Vision
10. The Sacred Shards Tour In A Van And Meet A Zombie Alien From Parneus 7
Put some monkeys in a room with some typewriters; no doubt you’ll get all of these stories in just a few years.
For some reason, The Man with Electric Teeth cracked me up.
I think I read #9 in a comic book compliation years ago.
I call dibs on #10. Although #1 inspires me more for some reason.