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ooO Ooo
What did I do to him?
I don’t know that you did anything. He might just need to keep his enormous hands that way to prevent them from further expanding.
Damn that monkey.
I don’t know… he’s been really short with me lately.
what big hands you have!
He’s just mad because he has no genitalia.
CTC, I have a confession to make. I stole the ASCII monkey from another site, making some slight modifications to his face. Also, I removed his genitalia. Hey, it’s a family blog. If you’re going to get flipped off by a monkey on this site, it will have no genitalia — that’s a promise.
That’s a fantastic piece of minimalism, or maybe I should say mamminalism.
He’s the G.I. Joe of ASCII monkeys: family friendly, and bound to spawn awkward questions from your kids!
ASCII monkeys are evil. Just ASCII anyone.
:(|)
fail…