01. “Grab the hammer and the turkey baster. We’re going to Vegas.”
02. “Reginald, this is your chewing gum talking. Now listen very carefully…”
03. “We are the invasive species!”
04. “Ummmmmmmm… Infinity?”
05. “Mr. Johnson is dead and would like a word with you.”
06. “If you ever need any spare body parts, you know where to find me.”
07. “Oh, fistyloofing crumbcakes!”
08. “She was my giraffe and she always will be.”
09. “Everybody do the shimmy!”
10. “That’s the end of that. Or is it?”
Those… are… awesome! Let’s get you a typewriter and an agent stat!
Sorry-It seems there a frenzy of tagging going on right now. Thanks, though!
#7 is a wacky Merchant Ivory romantic comedy starring Anthony Hopkins and Dame Judy Dench, isn’t it?
Jon, I prefer coming up with the last lines of movies and let some overpaid screenwriter pad out the first 97 minutes. But if there’s a market for my services, I am so there!
micga, you are welcome.
McGone, how about #1? Or were you picturing Helen Mirren?
#6 sounds like something that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilio Estevez might star in together. If Arnold ever stops governing and Emilio crawls out of the black hole he fell into.
They’re great! Apparently I once said in my sleep, “Run, Mrs McTankey! The black puddings are coming!” I’d like to see that line in a film. I’d also like to know what I was dreaming about, too.
we used to do that sort of thing with food:
Dead Roman Stew
Mmmmm
I think I have actually said that first line. More than once.
Now work on the opening lines of those movies.
beckeye, I’d rather hear Schwarzenegger say #9.
the ir, that is one cool dream you had. Were you playing a little late-night D&D the prior day?
gt, yum!
bubs, I am impressed but not surprised.
rider, I might have a few laying about…