For those wishing to use an affectionate nickname for me, but who don’t like to use Splotch, you can also use the following:
1) Splah
2) Chee
3) Essie
3) Splo-krakakow!
4) Spots
5) Dots
6) Tots
7) Junior
8) Sodium
9) Y-Splo
10) S. Frog
For those wishing to use an affectionate nickname for me, but who don’t like to use Splotch, you can also use the following:
1) Splah
2) Chee
3) Essie
3) Splo-krakakow!
4) Spots
5) Dots
6) Tots
7) Junior
8) Sodium
9) Y-Splo
10) S. Frog
I thought that only I was allowed to call you Sodium. Dammit.
I bet Mrs. Spotchy gets to hear you yell out “Splo-krakakow!” doesn’t she? Nudge nudge, wink wink.
I can’t believe Nugent had the audacity to steal ‘Motor City Madman’ from you after all. That rat bastard.
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That explains a few things…
What about “the splotster”?
How about Sploch-itchy-sploch-ploch?
d, you, and only you, can call me Salty.
McGone, I have no comment.
Randal G, and he stole my xenophobic schtick, too!
sf, !!!
bubs, no, that’s the name I give to my poop before I flush it down the potty.
CK, only if you pinch my cheeks as you’re calling me that. Face cheeks, by the way. For any other cheeks, Splo-krakakow is probably more fitting (and it be better by MizSplotchy doin’ the pinching).