The Cherry Pie Guy

So, MizSplotchy and I are flipping channels a month or so ago, ’cause there’s nothing on the TV.

We come across a VH1 documentary series on heavy metal, Heavy: The Story Of Metal — the chapter we saw was focusing a lot on the hair metal bands of the 80’s.

We didn’t know what we had lucked into. There was a rant by Warrant’s lead singer Jani Lane about the misery rained down on him from writing the song “Cherry Pie”, which was one of the funniest things I have seen in recent memory.

MizSplotchy was wandering the Internets today and found the Jani Lane clip from the show, so I can now present it to you in all its glory.

Jani Lane – The Cherry Pie Guy

Increasing Traffic To My Sister Blog

I would like to increase traffic to my sister blog, but how?

Perhaps what I need is a name change.

Old name: The Signage Of Negative Space

Possible new names:

1) The Boobage Of Negative Space
2) Signs Of The Apocalypse
3) M. Night Shyamalan’s Negative Space Signage
4) Free Money and Signage
5) Free Ringtones and Signage
6) Halo-Lit Frolicking
7) A Signage Blog That Does Not Give You Cancer
8) Signs-a-plenty
9) Oops! Celebrity Signage
10) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Signage!

Please Send Positive Thoughts To McAwesome

McAwesome has been doing just fine and dandy since I last reported on her, thank you very much for asking.

Per her various Gmail status messages, she’s had a hangover after a fun night of drinking, she’s been excited about an upcoming movie, she’s even been working on a script (“Can you believe it?!!” her status rhetorically asked).

So, you can imagine my surprise when I witnessed a stark status message today.

Looking on the bright side, at least her status doesn’t say “has incurable, explosive tropical brain fever”.

In Case You Didn’t Think I Was Serious About Signage

If nearing 200 documented instances of negative space signage wasn’t enough to convince you…

If haranguing anyone within blogshot to assist me in documenting negative space signage wasn’t enough to convince you…

If continuing to pursue a topic (negative space signage) that holds aesthetic pleasure for virtually no sentient creatures besides myself wasn’t enough to convince you…

I have published an interview with Lawrin Rosen, an expert in the field of halo-lit lighting (negative space signage).

Enjoy it (or don’t)!

Location, Location, Location

I went scouting for locations tonight with my friend Lance, who is going to be doing the cinematography for my upcoming short film.

One of the film’s main locations is a deserted city street in an industrial neighborhood. We set out to try and find some suitable locations.

There are a couple shots at the location that take place at night, and Lance was concerned about whether we would able to use available light when shooting (streetlights, etc.), so we started looking for locations as the sun was setting.

For the locations I liked, I’ll probably go back during the daytime to get a sense of traffic, noise, etc.

A couple requirements of the location — there has to be no signs of other people, if possible — no parked cars, no cars driving by, no people. I want the environment to be overwhelmingly urban and industrial. I also want to keep signs of plant and animal life to a bare minimum.

Here’s what we came up with tonight.

LOCATION #1: N. Campbell, near Elston Avenue





My thoughts:
This was the first location we found that was interesting. I took the most pictures here.

I don’t know — there’s way too many cars present (even on a Sunday). Things look a little more suburban than urban to me. There’s too much green.

LOCATION #2: N. Ada


My Thoughts:
I liked this location a little more. I fancied the Chicago skyline in the background, but it might work against my narrative where some characters are stranded. Looking north there is a bar with some lights which might give us trouble conveying the sense of isolation. It’s okay, not great.

LOCATION #3: W. Wayman

My Thoughts:
I definitely need to go back to this location. I took very few pictures of this. I remember being somewhat dissatisfied with some aspects of the location, but just a few hours later I can’t remember what they were. I like the ledge in front of the building.

LOCATION #4: N. Laflin



My Thoughts:
I liked this location a lot. It was gritty, industrial and appeared deserted. One problem I had with this location was its proximity to Lake Street, which is relatively busy. The Chicago El’s Green Line also runs directly over Lake Street, which could create headaches when we are recording sound.

LOCATION #5: N. Spaulding

My Thoughts:
This was the last location we saw before wrapping up for the night. I liked this location a lot as well. It was just off Grand Avenue, but there was a little jog off of it which kind of isolated the whole street. It had no cars and a great industrial landscape.

Here’s a map of the locations we have looked at so far:

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If you have some industrial locations that you think might fit what I’m looking for, please let me know. Bubs has been on the lookout for industrial locations for me, but I figure it doesn’t hurt to have a few more eyes.

I’m sure I’ll be posting some more location photos in the near future, most likely taken during the day.