Monthly Archives: May 2008
We Have Been Street Viewed!
The other day I popped my home address into Google Maps search and was surprised to find my street and home visible on Google Maps Street View.
Here’s one of the cars Google employs to take its pictures of streets like mine (and possibly yours). There is a multiple-camera doohickey on the top of the car that enables the capturing of 360 degree composite images.
Here’s a zoomed-in picture of my living room window. A little invasive, no? Is that someone lurking among the curtains?
Rotating the view around, I can see that the Google Street View car must have been by our house in late summer/early fall, as the leaves are changing on the maple across the street from us.
There’s helpful pointers on the web instructing one how to use Street View, but I’d figure I’d include my own sample Street View, for the lovely Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.
Found it! Now click the Street view link!
Look at that throng of people! Perhaps a Cubs game was in progress, or had just let out? (click on pic for a much larger image)
Rotating the view, we see a shocking scene. Either one of the Street View Car’s cameras malfunctioned, or there was a disruption in the space-time continuum at the Wrigleyville Taco Bell! (click for bigger)
I’ll be attending a Cubs game tomorrow night, so I will inform you of what I find, assuming I don’t get sucked into a black hole.
If any Cubs fans want to take a stab at what game is happening in the Google Street Views, please feel free to do so.
I did see a helpful message on the Cubby Bear’s ticker sign (click for bigger):
The sign is congratulating swimmer Christina Loukas on winning a silver medal.
There’s One Thing I Wanna Know
Famous People Punching Steve
When I was casting my net for some celebrity photos to use in my Celebrity Superheroes feature, I stumbled upon this very funny page from 2005:
I really wish Mr. Harwood had continued this feature, as it is quite wonderful. Wherever he is, I hope he is getting punched by a celebrity.
A New Direction
A telephone rings in an upscale Southern Californian home…
“Hello, Steve Wozniak.”
“iSplotchy! How’s it going, my man?”
“I am a mountain in Colorado. I am lonely.”
“Ah, I’m sorry to hear that, man. The campaign isn’t going well?”
“My fool-proof plans fell through. I was unable to lure the monkey’s running mate with my mountainness.”
“Have you talked to the Jobsinator?”
“I have not talked to Steve. He is mad at me for almost exploding him. He also will not like that I am calling you without using AT&T’s phone service.”
“Are you phone phreaking, Splotch?!”
“Yes, Woz. It is the only thing that makes me happy.”
“Splotch, man, you ol’ dog! Man, get your peak out of the clouds. You’re the iSplotchy! You’re smarter than that!”
“Yes. I am the best possible candidate for the 2008 election. There is no doubt of that.”
“You need to think laterally, man. You have strengths. You have technology. Use it!”
“Yes, Woz. You are correct. You have given hope to this sentient piece of sexy technology. Thank you.”
“Bye, Splotch. I’ll tell Kathy you said hi.”
Later…
Trees And Signs #4
He Should Have Been A Blogger
It just occurred to me, the short-term memory-impaired protagonist of Memento could have saved himself a lot of scribbled notes and body tattoos if he had been blogging.
My Favorite French Card Game About Driving
Fellow lovers of card games, you could do a lot worse than the lovely French driving game Mille Bornes.
I first played Mille Bornes on my family’s Commodore 64 computer as a lad. Sure, there were snazzier games with lovely sounds and graphics like Impossible Mission and Bruce Lee, but Mille Bornes was pretty darned fun for a text-based card game.
One year my brother gave me a set of Mille Bornes cards for my birthday, though I honestly haven’t played the game with real cards as much as on the computer.
I was very happy to have recently discovered mille, a distribution of this game that comes bundled with flavors of UNIX operating systems. I imagine this game has been around for a while, perhaps since the 1980’s. Thank you, mille programmer Ken Arnold!
w00t! Check out those two safeties! I have a feeling it’s gonna be a good hand.
Please feel free to share your favorite card game, even it isn’t French, and doesn’t involve driving.
Where The Banshees Live, And They Do Live Well!
Like me, you probably have seen this a hundred times.
But isn’t it really worth a hundred and one viewings?
Spinal Tap – Stonehenge