McAwesome has been doing just fine and dandy since I last reported on her, thank you very much for asking.
Per her various Gmail status messages, she’s had a hangover after a fun night of drinking, she’s been excited about an upcoming movie, she’s even been working on a script (“Can you believe it?!!” her status rhetorically asked).
So, you can imagine my surprise when I witnessed a stark status message today.
Looking on the bright side, at least her status doesn’t say “has incurable, explosive tropical brain fever”.
Having survived three ulcers, I can tell you that it’s kind-of a pain but definitely treatable (unless it’s already rupturing and bleeding!).
I’ll keep an eye on McAwesome for rupture/bleeding updates on her (alleged) ulcer.
I’m sorry you have gone through that pain — may you never have one again!