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Hold me closer, private dancer!
Hmmm. I promised Zaius a formal endorsement, but now I don’t know. He doesn’t have the Henry Rollins education that you do.
I’m torn…
i do like the flier, but what exactly is “strong composition”? carbon steel?
Plus, the iSplotchy wears a flag pin! I don’t see the other candidates wearing one.
That’s usually how I decide on who loves America more.
I used to have an iSplotchy lapel pin, but wearing a big rock on lapel ruined my suits.
And he’s wearing a flag pin. ‘Nuff said!