Ten Things I Would Like To Hear Anton Chigurh Pronounce

June 23, 2008 5 Comments

01. That’s stinkin’ thinkin’.
02. How much for the pony ride?
03. I have a booboo on my weewee.
04. I have just learned I am lactose-intolerant.
05. I am looking for the nearest discothèque.
06. What the fudge is going on here?
07. I am going to see Star Wars for the fifty-seventh time, and I would like you to accompany me.
08. Would you like me to play a song for you on my imaginary banjo?
09. I’m a helpless romantic.
10. Yahtzee!

Previously:
Ten Things I Would Like To Hear Sean Connery Pronounce

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George Carlin Is Dead

June 23, 2008 6 Comments

I’m happy that his first three heart attacks didn’t kill him.

I was actually able to see him do standup in person a couple times.

I’m not qualified to summarize, comment, etc. on his career, his comedy, his astute social observations, etc.

I will say this: no one one told the joke better than he in The Aristocrats.

May his soul soar heavenward, and get stuck on a roof of his own choosing.

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Couplet #22

June 23, 2008 Leave a comment

The actor queasy on the boat
Hugs his vintage navy coat

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Couplet #21

June 22, 2008 Leave a comment

The furniture store is where I’ll be
Playing with the fake TV’s

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Half and Half

June 21, 2008 4 Comments

We watched Heavy Metal Parking Lot last night. It was short, but sweet.

From now on if someone asks me if I’m f*cked up, I’ll know what to say to them.

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Delicious Negative Space Signage

June 21, 2008 1 Comment

Hi, for those who only like the finest in negative space signage, I am happy to announce some really stellar contributions over the next couple weeks from people on three different continents.

Here’s but a taste. Click to get the big picture.

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Couplet #20

June 21, 2008 Leave a comment

The night is cool, the power’s out
The cars drive ’round the roundabout

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A Leftover Graphic From An Aborted Political Post

June 20, 2008 4 Comments

I was going to write a post about the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) and the oil industry’s desire to drill there.

The gist of the post was that they and the politicians who speak on their behalf are a bunch of greedy bastards using lies to get what they want. Then I decided not to write the post.