Bannister Marshmallow was the original choice of the BBC, to host “Masterpiece Theatre.” Ironically, while he shuffling down to the Underground, he slipped upon the stairs and failed to grab hold of the very homonym that might have saved his life.
The BBC decided to audition his cousin “Allstairs Cookie,” who changed his name to “Alstair Cooke” out of superstition and the rest is television history.
And about a much married and divorced socialite: “She broke a leg while visiting London, probably sliding down a barrister.”- Dorothy Parker.
Oh c’mon Splotch, you make my job too easy. You should know I would want to roll that marshmallow down that rail.
freida b, enough of your sexy talk
sweet whiteness
Mmm…Bannister…Marshmallow. Awesome unconnectedness. Thanks, Splotchy, for pulling me through another Tuesday.
One helps you down the stairs and the other is what you hope you land on when you fall. See, not that unconnected.
Doc
is that where fern gold lives?
Bannister Marshmallow was the original choice of the BBC, to host “Masterpiece Theatre.” Ironically, while he shuffling down to the Underground, he slipped upon the stairs and failed to grab hold of the very homonym that might have saved his life.
The BBC decided to audition his cousin “Allstairs Cookie,” who changed his name to “Alstair Cooke” out of superstition and the rest is television history.