Is it October 31st yet?

I have some good news and bad news.

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Freaky Frights On Forest, the spectacular, outdoor, two-block Halloween extravaganza I documented here is back, but unfortunately this year it will be for a much more limited engagement.

The blood, gore and authentic horror movie scene reenactments will only be open to the public on October 24-26 and October 31.

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I have my gorilla costume, but my eldest son is petrified of me when I wear it. I would love to go to a Halloween party with MizSplotchy, but we don’t have one scheduled (nor do we have a babysitter lined up).

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I have a strong desire to start a-watching horror movies, but MizSplotchy is freaky busy with school these days. I can’t watch horror movies alone, as that is when people usually get killed by monsters jumping out of their TV’s.

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Still, HALLOWEEN IS COMING. IT’S ALMOST HERE! HURRY HOME! HURRY HOME!