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At this time of year, I ask myself, what am I thankful for?

I am thankful for profanity.

Pop the following entries in the decoder on the right sidebar to give thanks.

(Feel free to go to rot13.com for a larger decoder window)

1. Urer’f pbpx va lbhe zbhgu!
2. Bu, gur fuvg cnvaf. Gur fuvg cnvaf!
3. Urezncuebqvgr’f Onyyf!
4. Zbygra fcvqre gvgf!
5. Znl n enoovg shpx lbhe rlrubyr jvgubhg gur hfr bs n ohaal pbaqbz!
6. ¡Ubyn, Frñbe Cvfflcnagf!
7. Srngure qhfg zl onyyfnpx, Qhxr bs Penccrel!
8. Unir n ovgr bs qvatyroreel prerny, lbh fueviryrq zhzzl qvpx!
9. Lbh qrenatrq yvggyr shpxvat avccyravooyre!
10. Qbaxrl gheqf!

Presenting the Eargasm Mix!

Volume 13 of the Green Monkey Music Project is completed and available for download!

If the participants of this mix want to discuss their own selections, please feel free to do so! I’ll put a pointer on this post if you end up posting about it on your own blog (or you could always just add comments here, I suppose).

If possible, please identify the moment in time you achieve eargasm in each of your selections!

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EARGASM!
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Rules and Theme Details

The Participants Discuss Their Selections:
Barbara!
Westcoast Walker!
The Imaginary Reviewer!
Sean!
Allison!
Bloody Awful Poetry!
Bubs!
Splotchy!

The Songs:
All of Barbara’s songs
All of Allison’s songs
All of Westcoast Walker’s songs
All of Bloody Awful Poetry’s songs
All of the Imaginary Reviewer’s songs
All of Sean’s songs
All of Splotchy’s songs
All of Bubs’ songs

Track Listing
01 – Exit Music (for a Film) – Radiohead [barbara]
02 – O Mio Babbino Caro – Puccini [barbara]
03 – Old Bloody Orange – Hawksley Workman [barbara]
04 – Bones – Radiohead [barbara]
05 – Bleeding Heart Show – the New Pornographers [barbara]
06 – Buona Sera – Louis Prima [barbara]
07 – Monster Hospital – Metric [allison]
08 – This Heart’s On Fire – Wolf Parade [allison]
09 – Age of consent – New Order [allison]
10 – Fake Palindromes – Andrew Bird [allison]
11 – Always Crashing in the Same Car – David Bowie [allison]
12 – Price of Gas – Bloc Party [allison]
13 – Black Metallic – Catherine Wheel [westcoast walker]
14 – Interstellar Overdrive – Pink Floyd [westcoast walker]
15 – Cherry-Coloured Funk – Cocteau Twins [westcoast walker]
16 – More Than This – Roxy Music [westcoast walker]
17 – The Last Beat of My Heart – DeVotchKa [westcoast walker]
18 – Only Shallow – My Bloody Valentine [westcoast walker]
19 – (Antichrist Television Blues)- Arcade Fire [bap]
20 – Svo Hljott – Sigur ros [bap]
21 – Teardrop (Massive Attack cover)-José Gonzales [bap]
22 – Cold Days From The Birdhouse – The Twilight Sad [bap]
23 – Untitled #8 – Sigur ros [bap]
24 – How To Disappear Completely – Radiohead [bap]
25 – Maybe Tenderness – Gintare [imaginary reviewer]
26 – Untitled #3 – Sigur Ros [imaginary reviewer]
27 – Southern Accents – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers [imaginary reviewer]
28 – Helicon 1 – Mogwai [imaginary reviewer]
29 – Nandodemo – Dreams Come True [imaginary reviewer]
30 – Concerto de Aranjuez (Adagio) – Rodrigo [imaginary reviewer]
31 – Simple Twist of Fate – Bob Dylan [sean]
32 – It’s a Wonderful Lie – Paul Westerberg [sean]
33 – Deep Red Bells – Neko Case [sean]
34 – Elegant Transaction – Loose Fur [sean]
35 – I Love You Golden Blue – Sonic Youth [sean]
36 – Angelitos Negros – Roberta Flack [sean]
37 – Dig For Fire – Pixies [splotchy]
38 – Good Times – Sam Cooke [splotchy]
39 – Eye Know – De La Soul [splotchy]
40 – Maria Bethania – Caetano Veloso [splotchy]
41 – Sweet & Center – US Maple [splotchy]
42 – Indian Summer – Luna [splotchy]
43 – Peter Gunn Theme – Henry Mancini [bubs]
44 – James Bond Theme – Monty Norman Orchestra [bubs]
45 – Fear Is A Man’s Best Friend – John Cale [bubs]
46 – Heartbreak Hotel – Elvis Presley [bubs]
47 – There’s No Home For You Here – White Stripes [bubs]
48 – Patricia – Perez Prado [bubs]

Give a round of applause to Volume 13’s guest host, Barbara!

Splotchy’s Contribution to Eargasm

Here’s a discussion of my selections for the Eargasm mix, Volume 13 of the Green Monkey Music Project, guest-hosted by the bodacious Barbara.

Dig For Fire – The Pixies
Moment of Eargasm: 0:17
This song starts out normally enough, bassline, some percussion, a little guitar riff. Go ahead and tap your foot to it. Nice, eh? Then, when the kick drum and snare start, you realize, oops, I am off the beat! The Pixies often would do slight tweakings of the pop music soup they swam in (doing parts of many songs in a 6/4 time signature, for example). I just love how it throws me off when the drums come in, I guess.

Good Times – Sam Cooke
Moment of Eargasm: 1:30
This is a different kinda eargasm, one more tied to the lyrics, and the delivery of those lyrics:

It might be one o’clock and it might be three
Time don’t mean that much to me
I ain’t felt this good since I don’t know when
And I might not feel this good again

To me, it’s just this urgent call to passion, to living, to love. Then the damn song ends shortly after. Goddammit! I thought we were gonna let the good times roll!

Eye Know – De La Soul
Moment of Eargasm: 0:26
The album 3 Feet High And Rising is just wonderful. The songs are so pure, so fresh, even after all these years. All of the samples are used expertly, and seamlessly integrated. Every time it kicks in, I get a thrill hearing the little loop of whistling from Otis Redding’s “(Sittin’ On) The Dock of the Bay”.

Maria Bethânia – Caetano Veloso
Moment of Eargasm: 1:43
Wow, look at that cover. He looks sad. He made this album while living in England, exiled by the Brazilian government for political reasons (in a nutshell, the Brazilian gov’t was populated with reactionary jerks). His sister Maria Bethânia was also a musician, and stayed in Brazil while Veloso was in exile. This song is a message to her, looking for hope in his homeland, but at the same time not being that hopeful. For me, the moment of eargasm occurs when the strings kick in with a quick little trill after the line “She has given her soul to the devil, but the devil gave his soul to God”.

Sweet & Center – U.S. Maple
Moment of Eargasm: 0:56, 1:06
I’ll say this yet again. In twenty years, everyone is going to realize how awesome U.S. Maple is. You can be one of the early adopters, or you can wait. But, why wait? This song has a nice little buildup before it gets chugging. And chug it does. When it gets going, I think of it as a lurching, drunken robot (something a little less comical than Bender, though). I love the moment the transition begins to drunken robot, at 0:56. I also love the high guitar squeal at 1:06, which is perhaps the robot punching someone in its way.

Indian Summer – Luna
Moment of Eargasm: 4:41
This is one of those uncommon occasions when the cover of a song outshines the original. In this case, it’s Luna covering a Beat Happening song. This song is probably my best example of an eargasm, and you really need to listen to the whole thing build up to it. It’s an awesome, head-nodding piece of a guitar solo that happens at 4:41. You’re welcome.

Comix Week Is Canceled

My comix week was scheduled to start next week, but I just don’t have the time for it.

I have too much going on these days, and I haven’t really been in contact with anyone who expressed an interest in contributing (and who I assume are also very busy).

If and when I’m able to do this (and I’d like to — it’s a cool idea, I think) I’ll let you know.

If you have already drawn (or intend to draw) ideas I have already given you, I’d still love to get them, and will happily publish them when I do finally get around to the week.

Realistically, it will probably be some time after the holidays.

Love,

Splotchy

Eargasm Track Listing!

Hi, I am getting ready to attempt to assemble the delicious new Green Monkey Mix Eargasm, helmed by the lovely Barbara.

It appears that two people picked the same song that gave them an eargasm. Allison, since you chose the song after it had already been picked, would it be okay for you come up with an alternate song to (Antichrist Television Blues)?

Bubs has been very busy, but I have confidence he will be able to submit his choices to Barbara before tomorrow’s arbitrary deadline. Until then, he’s going to have to explain why he likes Classical Gas so much.

01 – Exit Music (for a Film) – Radiohead [barbara]
02 – O Mio Babbino Caro – Puccini [barbara]
03 – Old Bloody Orange – Hawksley Workman [barbara]
04 – Bones – Radiohead [barbara]
05 – Bleeding Heart Show – the New Pornographers [barbara]
06 – Buona Sera – Louis Prima [barbara]
07 – Monster Hospital – Metric [allison]
08 – This Heart’s On Fire – Wolf Parade [allison]
09 – Age of consent – New Order [allison]
10 – Fake Palindromes – Andrew Bird [allison]
11 – Always Crashing in the Same Car – David Bowie [allison]
12 – Price of Gas – Bloc Party [allison]
13 – Black Metallic – Catherine Wheel [westcoast walker]
14 – Interstellar Overdrive – Pink Floyd [westcoast walker]
15 – Cherry-Coloured Funk – Cocteau Twins [westcoast walker]
16 – More Than This – Roxy Music [westcoast walker]
17 – The Last Beat of My Heart – DeVotchKa [westcoast walker]
18 – Only Shallow – My Bloody Valentine [westcoast walker]
19 – (Antichrist Television Blues)- Arcade Fire [bap]
20 – Svo Hljott – Sigur ros [bap]
21 – Teardrop (Massive Attack cover)-José Gonzales [bap]
22 – Cold Days From The Birdhouse – The Twilight Sad [bap]
23 – Untitled #8 – Sigur ros [bap]
24 – How To Disappear Completely – Radiohead [bap]
25 – Maybe Tenderness – Gintare [imaginary reviewer]
26 – Untitled #3 – Sigur Ros [imaginary reviewer]
27 – Southern Accents – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers [imaginary reviewer]
28 – Helicon 1 – Mogwai [imaginary reviewer]
29 – Nandodemo – Dreams Come True [imaginary reviewer]
30 – Concerto de Aranjuez (Adagio) – Rodrigo [imaginary reviewer]
31 – Simple Twist of Fate – Bob Dylan [sean]
32 – It’s a Wonderful Lie – Paul Westerberg [sean]
33 – Deep Red Bells – Neko Case [sean]
34 – Elegant Transaction – Loose Fur [sean]
35 – I Love You Golden Blue – Sonic Youth [sean]
36 – Angelitos Negros – Roberta Flack [sean]
37 – Dig For Fire – Pixies [splotchy]
38 – Good Times – Sam Cooke [splotchy]
39 – Eye Know – De La Soul [splotchy]
40 – Maria Bethania – Caetano Veloso [splotchy]
41 – Sweet & Center – US Maple [splotchy]
42 – Indian Summer – Luna [splotchy]
43 – Peter Gunn Theme – Henry Mancini [bubs]
44 – James Bond Theme – Monty Norman Orchestra [bubs]
45 – Fear Is A Man’s Best Friend – John Cale [bubs]
46 – Heartbreak Hotel – Elvis Presley [bubs]
47 – There’s No Home For You Here – White Stripes [bubs]
48 – Patricia – Perez Prado [bubs]

UPDATE:

Allison’s choices have been updated.

Bubs’ choices have been input.

There will be no Classical Gas on this mix. Repeating…
There will be no Classical Gas on this mix.

Splotchy’s Synonyms, Vol 3

Previous entries:
Vol 1
Vol 2

1. matriculate
Definition: to enroll in a college or university as a candidate for a degree
Why I Won’t Use It: It sounds like you’re giving birth.
What I’ll Use Instead: “I am going to that one college.”

2. foppish
Definition: resembling or befitting a fop; excessively refined and fastidious in taste and manner
Why I Won’t Use It: I so rarely run into fops these days.
What I’ll Use Instead: “Dorky”

3. frisson
Definition: a sudden, passing sensation of excitement; a shudder of emotion; thrill
Why I Won’t Use It: I can’t stop thinking it has something to do with frying chicken.
What I’ll Use Instead: “A yeehaw moment.”

4. splendiferous
Definition: splendid; magnificent; fine.
Why I Won’t Use It: I think to say this I would have to be gesturing widely while holding a fairy wand that shot sparkles (I don’t own a sparkle-shooting fairy wand).
What I’ll Use Instead: “Really cool”

5. literati
Definition: persons of scholarly or literary attainments; intellectuals.
Why I Won’t Use It: I might be mistaken for a person of scholarly or literary attainment.
What I’ll Use Instead: “Smartypants”

6. moribund
Definition: in a dying state; near death.
Why I Won’t Use It: I just don’t like the way this word sounds.
What I’ll Use Instead: “Almost dead”

7. treacly
Definition: contrived or unrestrained sentimentality
Why I Won’t Use It: I don’t know. You tell me.
What I’ll Use Instead: “Sappy”

8. quotidian
Definition: daily: usual or customary; everyday: ordinary
Why I Won’t Use It: Quotidian sounds like the name of a shitty prog rock band.
What I’ll Use Instead: Any of the quotidian words in the above definition.

9. berm
Definition: the bank of a canal or the shoulder of a road.
Why I Won’t Use It: I LOVE this word. I LOVE IT. I just never talk about berms is all.
What I’ll Use Instead: n/a

10. cacophonous
Definition: having a harsh or discordant sound
Why I Won’t Use It: The word cacophonous shouldn’t be pretty-sounding. It should sound harsh!
What I’ll Use Instead: “Fucking loud”