Time for a NaNoWriMo novel? I am running late with this.
Mysteries of the Iridescent Garbageman
Ch. 1
I walked out my bedroom door and halted in front of a puddle of mysterious liquid on the floor. It had the properties of pudding — it was tasty and bad for me.
32 words down, 49968 to go
Glad to see you have taken up the gauntlet. Looking forward to more as any story that starts with pudding has got to be good, especially in your capable hands.
Doc
Look on the bright side. It’s only 49,966 words to go if you count THE END.