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01. The Disembodied Head Of Harry Chapin
02. Underwear Hijinx As A Predictor of Teen Suicide
03. Hippies At The Safeway
04. Pictures Of My Cat What Thinks He’s People
05. Bernie Kopel Was Mean To Me At A Casino
06. The Religious Iconography Of Japanese Gum Packets
07. The Ironic Backwards “Loser L” Hand Gesture
08. My Favorite Diarrhea Anecdote
09. The Minutiae of My Walk To Work, 01/27/2009
10. The Fucking Economy
11. Positive Outlets For Your Obsolete Rage
12. Trippin’
13. Here’s My Social Security Number
14. How To Look Fancy
15. How To Look Faux-Fancy
16. My Rant Against DVD Packaging
17. A Fond Remembrance Of The CD Longbox
18. DON HENLEY
19. First name DON, Last name HENLEY
20. One Of Those Greasy-Haired Creeps From The Eagles