Another challenge for you. Provide a link to a positive online review of the film Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.

It doesn’t have to be by a professional reviewer — it can be a blog, whatever.

UPDATE:

The Imaginary Reviewer improbably found a gushing review of the movie here.

What a great movie!…The movie was 100% pure adrenaline. The action sequences were well done and very plentiful, but what was equally impressive was the plot. The storyline wasn’t always obvious and you had to figure out what was really going on. It was enjoyable to be entertained by the relentless action and simulaneously be challenged by the storyline. While the action was good, it was not bloody, and did not merit the R. One swear, no nudity — it’s definitely a PG-13 experience. Lucy Liu’s character wasn’t emotionless…, but was driven. She had something she desperately needed to do and she was focused. Rather than being emotionless she was in control of emotion, and rather than sobbing like some wimpy character, she took charge and channeled her emotions with butt-kicking flair. This is a movie that I am going to see again – worth every cent of the $9 admission – and I will buy as soon as it comes out on DVD.

2 more IC points to the IR! And “One swear, no nudity” should be put on the US $1 dollar bill.