Internet Challenge #14

Another challenge.

Find some bizarre game show videos!

UPDATE:

I wasn’t quite thinking of bizarre moments on gameshows, but rather bizarre gameshows themselves, but the fact that a woman mentions “peanut butter” as something to squeeze results in Some Guy getting 2 IC points.

I have not watched this video yet, but I trust Bubs enough to give me an IC point for it:
Topless women with flags suction cupped to their nipples (NSFW!)

Two more from Bubs:

Jin gives us two links to schmazzmatastic Japanese game show videos:

Gaki Game Show clips

A Slightly NSFW Clip

Two more from Jin!

The Hot Water Endurance Making Boobs Shake Game

Bikini Girls Covered In Oil Slip ‘N Slide

And Beckeye gives us three more!

I am not sure if this is a gameshow, but I’m giving it to her regardless because it involves unintentional onscreen vomiting (UOV).

Andy Kaufman on The Dating Game

Some Italian strip quiz show

Prizes! We Got Prizes!

I think I’m going to let the Internet Challenge go to a full twenty challenges.

Are you already exhausted by them? If you are, you’re probably not doing them right.

Here are the prizes I will give to the people with the highest IC rating after the contest has completed.

Prize #1, Award For Highest IC Points:
A robotic bug from the excellent store Robot City Workshop!

Prize #2, Second Highest IC Points:
A DVD of Troll 1 and Troll 2 The Wicker Man!

Prize #3, Third Highest IC Points:
A bottle of spicy mustard!

Splotchy’s Contribution To The COVER ME! Mix

Here’s a discussion of my selections for the COVER ME! Mix, Volume 17 of the Green Monkey Music Project.

Contact – Godzuki
Contact – Brigitte Bardot
I heard the Godzuki cover of this before hearing the original by Bardot. Both are neat in their own way. Bardot’s original is really peppy and short. And, she sings in French. That’s always nice.

I really like Godzuki’s cover. It’s kind of electronically chunky, for lack of a better word. I think they have a drum machine patched through a Crybaby (aka “Wah-Wah”) pedal which gives the whole song a really nice funky underpinning. This song can be found on the wonderful compilation Pop Romantique, which consists of well-established “alt” bands (Luna, Magnetic Fields, Ivy, Air) covering French tunes.

The Tide Is High – Blondie
The Tide Is High – The Paragons
This is another case of me hearing the cover before hearing the original. In fact, I didn’t even realize it was a cover until a few years ago.

I used to go every Tuesday to Rock Records in downtown Chicago (you could get a dollar off all albums on Tuesdays). I would usually just go through their cutout bin of $5 items, looking for a good deal. One of those Tuesdays I lucked upon Duke Reid’s Treasure Chest, a fantastic 2-disc compilation of rocksteady music. When I got home, I put on the first disc without looking at the tracks, and was very surprised to hear the Paragons launch into “The Tide Is High”.

Even though it’s a cover, for me the definitive version of this song will always belong to Blondie. Oh, this song. It would fit nicely as one of my selections on the Total Absorption Mix, as when I hear it I have to listen to the whole damn thing. It would fit nicely on the Eargasm Mix as well — at the 3:48 mark, the way Deborah Harry sings the “the tide is hiiiIIGH!” gets me every time.

You may have noticed that I included an image of the K-Tel album Full Tilt as opposed to the Blondie album that the song was originally on, Autoamerican.

Well, that K-Tel record was a huge part of my childhood existence. I didn’t own it, but a good friend of mine did. And we played the crap out of that album. Here’s the track listing:

FULL TILT: 1981
A1 The Tide Is High (Blondie)
A2 Let My Love Open The Door (Pete Townshend)
A3 Whip It (Devo)
A4 Hot Rod Hearts (Robbie Dupree)
A5 Take Your Time (Do It Right) (S.O.S. Band)
A6 I’m Happy That Love Has Found You (Jimmy Hall)
A7 Who’ll Be The Fool Tonight (Larsen-Feiten Band)

B1 He’s So Shy (Pointer Sisters)
B2 You’re The Only Woman (Ambrosia)
B3 Shining Star (Manhattans)
B4 Midnight Rocks (Al Stewart)
B5 Misunderstanding (Genesis)
B6 Aint’ That A Shame (Cheap Trick)
B7 Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Pat Benatar)

Honestly, I remember listening to the Pete Townshend, Devo and Blondie more than anything. And I remember playing “Whip It” at the wrong speed. It actually sounds quite lovely sped up. But I would never do that to Blondie. No, no, no.

Speeding Motorcycle – Yo La Tengo
Speeding Motorcycle – Daniel Johnston
I remember friends of mine in college talking about this song. One was defending it, and one was mocking Daniel Johnston. I like this song. The original is a little jarring when you first hear it, but it’s sincere. And Yo La Tengo does a really pretty cover of it.

I thought about including R.E.M.’s cover of the Syd Barrett song “Dark Globe”, which I think has a similar relationship to this cover/original pair.

Oh, there’s another nice cover of this song by Yo La Tengo on Genius + Love, where Daniel Johnston calls in to sings the vocals, with YLT providing the musical accompaniment.

Superstar In France – Lambchop
Superstar In France – East River Pipe
I first discovered Lambchop during one of my many sessions of browsing used CD’s at Laurie’s Planet Of Sound. I really dug the album I picked up, Thriller. One of the best tracks on the record was “Superstar In France”, which was actually a cover of a song by F.M. Cornog (aka East River Pipe).

They actually do a couple covers of East River Pipe songs on this album, but this is my favorite.

I bought some albums by East River Pipe because I liked the Lambchop covers so much.

Though the original “Superstar In France” is quite lovely, I love the Lambchop version a bit more. The instrumentation is wonderful, and Lambchop singer Kurt Wagner has one of the best voices in pop music.

Crazy – Violent Femmes
Crazy – Gnarls Barkley
Okay, the original song, from Gnarls Barkley’s debut album St. Elsewhere, is great. You’ll get no argument from me.

On the same record, Gnarls Barkley does a cover of “Gone Daddy Gone”, a song from the Violent Femmes’ debut album. I’m not sure if that was a motivating factor for the Violent Femmes to cover “Crazy”, but whatever got them to do it, I’m thankful.

If they haven’t already done so, they should cover the respective “Crazy” songs by Patsy Cline and Pylon. If there is any song out there called “Crazy”, I want to hear Gordon Gano singing it.

American Woman – Butthole Surfers
American Woman – The Guess Who
I honestly don’t know if I ever have heard the original in its entirety prior to this mix. I mostly know it from the “Freedom Rock” commercial, or whatever-the-hell compilation it used to be on that would be incessantly advertised on the T.V.

I have heard the Butthole Surfers cover plenty, however. I don’t know, it has traces of the original, but stands alone as its own song quite nicely. It’s a little squonky. I just like it.

Presenting the COVER ME! Mix

Volume 17 of the Green Monkey Music Project is completed and available for download!

As promised, I have provided both the covers selected by the participants, and additionally am including the same song by the original artist.

If the participants of this mix want to discuss their own selections, please feel free to do so! I’ll put a pointer on this post if you end up posting about it on your own blog (or you could always just add comments here, I suppose).

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COVER ME!
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Rules and Theme Details

The Participants Discuss Their Selections:
Randal G!
Dr MVM!
p0nk!
Andy!
Splotchy!

The Songs:
All of Randal G’s songs (covers)
All of Randal G’s songs (originals)
All of Dr MVM’s songs (covers)
All of Dr MVM’s songs (originals)
All of p0nk’s songs (covers)
All of p0nk’s songs (originals)
All of Andy’s songs (covers)
All of Andy’s songs (originals)
All of Bill’s songs (covers)
All of Bill’s songs (originals)
All of Splotchy’s songs (covers)
All of Splotchy’s songs (originals)

Track Listing
THE COVERS!
01 – The Small Hours – Metallica [randalg]
02 – Sweet Jane – Mott The Hoople [randalg]
03 – Mexican Radio – Celtic Frost [randalg]
04 – Stop Breaking Down – The White Stripes [randalg]
05 – Easy – Faith No More [randalg]
06 – California Man – Cheap Trick [randalg]
07 – The Village Green Preservation Society – Kate Rusby [drmvm]
08 – The Bourgeois Blues – Taj Mahal [drmvm]
09 – Do Re Mi – Ani DiFranco [drmvm]
10 – Back In The High Life Again – Warren Zevon [drmvm]
11 – Act Naturally – Loretta Lynn [drmvm]
12 – 10 Degrees and Gettin’ Colder – Nanci Griffith [drmvm]
13 – Cry Me A River – Aerosmith [p0nk]
14 – All Along The Watchtower – Jimi Hendrix [p0nk]
15 – Bridge of Sighs – George Lynch [p0nk]
16 – Effigy – Gov’t Mule [p0nk]
17 – (I Know) I’m Losing You – Richie Kotzen [p0nk]
18 – Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) – Stevie Ray Vaughn [p0nk]
19 – Ceremony – Galaxie 500 [andy]
20 – Blue Christmas – Low [andy]
21 – Flaming Telepaths – Espers [andy]
22 – Leaving Here – Motörhead [andy]
23 – Cast a Shadow – Yo La Tengo [andy]
24 – Indian Summer – Luna [andy]
25 – Gloria – Patti Smith [bill]
26 – Were You There When They Crucified My Lord? – Diamanda Galas [bill]
27 – Ave Maria – Nina Hagen [bill]
28 – (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – The Residents [bill]
29 – MacArthur Park – Donna Summer [bill]
30 – Walk On By – The Stranglers [bill]
31 – Contact – Godzuki [splotchy]
32 – The Tide Is High – Blondie [splotchy]
33 – Speeding Motorcycle – Yo La Tengo [splotchy]
34 – Superstar In France – Lambchop [splotchy]
35 – Crazy – Violent Femmes [splotchy]
36 – American Woman – Butthole Surfers [splotchy]

THE COVERED!
01 – The Small Hours – Holocaust [randalg]
02 – Sweet Jane – Velvet Underground [randalg]
03 – Mexican Radio – Wall of Voodoo [randalg]
04 – Stop Breaking Down – Robert Johnson [randalg]
05 – Easy – Lionel Richie [randalg]
06 – California Man – The Move [randalg]
07 – The Village Green Preservation Society – The Kinks [drmvm]
08 – The Bourgeois Blues – Leadbelly [drmvm]
09 – Do Re Mi – Woody Guthrie [drmvm]
10 – Back In The High Life Again – Steve Winwood [drmvm]
11 – Act Naturally – Buck Owens [drmvm]
12 – 10 Degrees and Gettin’ Colder – Gordon Lightfoot [drmvm]
13 – Cry Me A River – Ella Fitzgerald [p0nk]
14 – All Along The Watchtower – Bob Dylan [p0nk]
15 – Bridge of Sighs – Robin Trower [p0nk]
16 – Effigy – Creedence Clearwater Revival [p0nk]
17 – (I Know) I’m Losing You – The Temptations [p0nk]
18 – Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) – Jimi Hendrix [p0nk]
19 – Ceremony – Joy Division [andy]
20 – Blue Christmas – Elvis Presley [andy]
21 – Flaming Telepaths – Blue Öyster Cult [andy]
22 – Leaving Here – The Birds [andy]
23 – Cast a Shadow – Beat Happening [andy]
24 – Indian Summer – Beat Happening [andy]
25 – Gloria – Them [bill]
26 – Were You There When They Crucified My Lord? – Johnny Cash [bill]
27 – Ave Maria – Jessye Norman [bill]
28 – (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction – The Rolling Stones [bill]
29 – MacArthur Park – Richard Harris [bill]
30 – Walk On By – Dionne Warwick [bill]
31 – Contact – Brigitte Bardot [splotchy]
32 – The Tide Is High – The Paragons [splotchy]
33 – Speeding Motorcycle – Daniel Johnston [splotchy]
34 – Superstar In France – East River Pipe [splotchy]
35 – Crazy – Gnarls Barkley [splotchy]
36 – American Woman – The Guess Who [splotchy]

Internet Challenge #13

Hi!

A new challenge.

Find me the most banal possible Tweets you can. I mean, I want them so dull that while I am reading them I will want to stab my leg with a fork to make sure I am still alive.

They can be celebrity Tweets. They can be non-celebrity Tweets. I will want you to provide the direct link to the Tweet, not just the text of it. For people who think everything about Twitter is banal, this link may change your mind.

Not valid: Tweets by people pretending to be celebrities are not acceptable. I still feel burned for laughing at (fake) Henry Rollins for folding clothes on his bed.

Also not valid: Tweets by me — besides, my Tweets are gripping, eloquent and have flowing hair like Fabio. How could I possibly bore you? That’s not an Internet Challenge question — that was rhetorical.

Only 3 Tweets per contestant, please. One IC point per Tweet, if I deem it suitably banal.

First contestant with valid entry/entries gets an extra sparkly IC point.

I’m picking up the award for 1st place in IC points tonight. I’m spending CASH MONEY for it. I have decided the top 3 point-earners are going to win prizes.

So what are you waiting for?

YOU WANNA PRIZE YOU GOTTA MOVE YOUR THIGHS™

UPDATE:

The Imaginary Reviewer scores 2 IC points for being the first with a dull tweet, appropriately enough from Twitter user dulltweets:
“Wanted to go comb my hair so I picked up a comb. Then I changed my mind so I put it down again.”

I imagine this Twitter user might have been trying to be dull, but I did not indicate that dullness had to be unintentional for this challenge.

Flannery Alden scores 2 IC points as well for these two “celebrity” Tweets:
First MC Hammer:
“Good Morning (PST)… have a great day !!! breakfast.. Time for the fish oil, protein, fruits and veg powder, glucosamine and I’m out !!!”

Just curious, was the timezone really necessary?

Dave Matthews
“I don’t have a problem with traffic. I like it sometimes.”

This can’t really be him, can it? I find it hard to believe that anyone would unironically say this. If this Twitter account is really used by Dave Matthews, I look forward to the inevitable Tweet:

“I don’t have a problem dumping shit on people taking boat tours. I like it sometimes.”

Flannery, I couldn’t count the Jeff Ashcroft Tweet — cheesy yes, but not banal enough.

Jin provided a series of Tweets. I have whittled them down to two for 2 more IC points.

joeva25
“lets roll tar heels get it going early and often and bring home a title”

This might not be so banal if I liked sports, but I don’t like sports.

Surferdan7771
“what happened to dakota”

Couldn’t give you one for skycity96, because I actually liked the accompanying pic in the Tweet.

Couldn’t read AnnetteSmieja Tweet — she has protected her updates, possibly to prevent being ridiculed on the Internet for her banality.

I liked the Tweet of melahknee — I might rip it off later.

And, the Tweet of canuckuk is funny if the “proof read” misspelling was intentional.