Danny Trejo – Tarantula
Monthly Archives: July 2009
The Sexiest Casio Tan East Of The Mississippi
Yes, I have an incredibly sexy ankle sock tan as well!
What’s That? You Say You Want Some Amateurish-Yet-Pretentious Photos Of An Almost Full Moon?
Here you go!
Click on any pic for larger, amateurish pretension.
File This Under Something I Would Like To Do With My Children
I was riding my bike on the Salt Creek trail today and saw a father and his daughter in a kayak paddling downstream.
What a lovely time. I need to do this with my kids.
It’s The End Of The World Meme As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
A new, sobering meme created by JDC.
I was tagged by Jin.
The question is:
“You wake up tomorrow and every person on the planet has vanished.
What do you do?”
The replies are:
Day One
Week One
Month One
Year One
Day One:
HOLY SHIT.
Have some lunch.
HOLY SHIT.
Ride around a bit.
HOLY SHIT.
Dinner.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Try to sleep.
Week One:
I’d probably already be stocking up on supplies. How long would there be electricity? Without people running things, how long would things keep running? I would be thinking about these things, assuming things were still running.
I’d take daily trips (probably multiple trips) in search of others. My mood would alternate between panic and a deep dark depression, I imagine.
Month One:
I start to realize think there is no one else but me. Still taking trips, scanning TV/radio. At this point I would have scrounged up a HAM radio and tried that, too.
I would be completely stocked with food (mostly canned goods) from plundering various grocery stores. I would be contemplating growing my own food as well, but might not have started yet.
Would there be animals? I’d probably like to have some kind of dog so there would be someone I could talk to. It’s likely all the animals in the pet stores I would visit would be dead (maybe not).
Year One:
I have a garden where I grow vegetables. I have lots of food and water. I watch movies, I read books. If I have a dog, I play outside a lot with it. I still check for signs of human life from time to time, but my heart’s not in it.
I exercise a lot. I get firearms and practice shooting. I try to enjoy my life. I watch sunsets.
I tag SamuraiFrog.
Now That The Election Is Long Over, I Want You To Look At This Video And See How Incredibly Condescending Hollywood Can Be
I would have preferred each celebrity to just say the following:
“COME ON YOU STUPID FUCKING MONKEYS, VOTE”
IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ASK A BLOG POST
Provide your question(s) in the comments.
Manx asks:
Who do you think was a better french kisser? Gandhi, Lincoln or Mr. Rogers?
Lincoln. It’s not even close.
okjimm asks:
And if a Woodchuck could chuck Wood….What wood would Tiger Woods chuck on a long par 5, dogleg left?
2-wood.
Comrade Kevin asks:
HOW ANNOYING IS IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS OR WRITE LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF TELEGRAM?
NOT THAT ANNOYING, SURPRISINGLY STOP AUNT BEATRICE SENDS HER REGARDS STOP SHE LIKES THE SWEATER YOU KNIT HER STOP WRITE BACK SOON FULL STOP
It’s The Compulsive Collector In Me. I Cannot Stop.
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UPDATE:
I’m convinced there is some asshole web programmer uploading a constant stream of people not looking at computer screens, in order to torment me.
Yes, I just saw ANOTHER ad. NO MORE, I say. No more.
As Captain Picard once shouted, “The line must be drawn…. HERE!”
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This guy is looking at his computer, but it’s not a real computer.
Dear Lord, PLEASE Let This Be The Last One
Sheesh, How Many Goddamn Ads Of People Not Looking At Computer Screens Did This Company Create, Anyway?
This guy is the most believable so far. He might actually be looking at the computer screen, but he most definitely isn’t looking at the company’s website.
Maybe it’s a YouTube video of someone getting hit in the eye with a bottle rocket.
