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Mowing Grass at the Cemetery

How do they mow the grass at cemeteries?

How many mowers do they need per acre? What kind of mowers do they have, how much variety? Do they have riding lawnmowers, push lawnmowers? They probably have edgers, I’m guessing. How many?How do they maneuver around tombstones? What about those flat tombstones that are level with the ground? Do they mow over those tombstones, or is that a sacrilegious act?

How long does it take to mow a cemetery? How many people does it take? How does one even calculate that? Acreage plus complexity of the monument placement/arrangement?

Let’s take Oak Ridge Cemetery in Springfield, IL. I’d say it’s on the larger side of cemeteries. Abraham Lincoln is buried there. I have family there, too.

Springfield is in the middle of the flat Midwestern prairie, but the cemetery itself is full of mini-peaks and valleys. How much of a pain is it to mow the rolling hills of this very, very old cemetery?

I’m tempted to call and ask, but I feel like the likelihood of getting an answer is probably slim.

Cemeteries are sacred to a lot of people, especially those with loved ones resting there. Any clumsy investigation into the very mundane act of landscaping might be seen as borderline offensive to some.

The logistics of it is fascinating to me. Maybe I’ll call tomorrow. Maybe.

Harvey Pekar, Superhuman

Harvey vs Polydactyl Hulk
Two Right-Handed Harvey Has 4 Cups of Coffee with Professor X
Uhh, Harvey Joins Uhhhh.. The Avengers. That’s what I asked for, at least.
The prompt was “harvey pekar fights super villains with his mind”

I like this one, kind of has a Mad Thinker vibe .

The last one is probably my favorite, but it is more of a horror vibe than anything superhero-ish. Tried seeing what it would look like to have Harvey get bit by a radioactive spider. Spooky, and thankfully no visible fingers or toes to multiply. (Update: Days after initially posting this, I just noticed the spider has 10 legs, smdh)

Harvey Pekar put out some of the best non-superheroes comics of the last fifty years.

I first learned about him from David Letterman, then picked up several trade paperbacks and was just absolutely bowled over by them.

Just wonderful, funny, poignant real-life stories. Give his stuff a chance if you haven’t. And pick it up from an independent bookstore if you can.

Love ya Harvey. ❤️

Password Hints

Instead of using an S, use a $.

That’s a pretty obvious substitution, so expand $ into the words DollarSign.

In DollarSign, substitute 0 (zero) for the letter “o” and “@“ for the letter “a”.

D0ll@rSign

Wait, now you have another S in your password. Better change it to a $.

D0ll@r$ign.

Hm. Better get rid of that obvious S substitution.

D0ll@rDollarSignign

Substitute zeroes and @s again? Sure.

D0ll@rD0ll@rSignign

Oh let’s make I an exclamation mark!

D0ll@rD0ll@rS!gn!gn

Let’s reduce the redundant use of D0ll@r into multiple of 2.

D0ll@rx2S!gn!gn

Wait, let’s reduce the redundant use of !gn into multiple of 2.

Doll@rx2S!gnx2

This is your rapper name. Do not share your rapper name with anyone else prior to releasing your first recording.

XO Splotchy

Constipated Galactus, Take 2

Tried a different, and much more “chill” A.I. tool, that wasn’t afraid to depict a cosmic entity having a little difficulty pushing out a dookie.

Looks more angry than constipated
YESSSSSS!
In the style of Jack Kirby
In the style of John Buscema. Honestly looks more like a constipated High-Evolutionary