…if you are the first commenter with a doodle idea.

UPDATE:

Once again I am a softy. I have doodled all your requests.

For Randal G, Bugs Bunny doodling the iSplotchy doodling (don’t forget the bill). I am assuming this is a reference to one of the all-time great Warner Bros. cartoons, Duck Amuck?

For Distributorcap, the NYPD walking Judy Giuliani’s dog and picking up the doo.

For Grant Miller, Bubs crossing the finish line.

For Tengrain, Rudy strangling the dog for revenge.

I’m going to try and shift my doodling away from the “realistic” to something more “iconic”, and hopefully less “sucky”.

Who is the first commenter with a doodle idea to set me on the path of quality, hipness, respect and relevance?

UPDATE:

I decided to combine the first two commenters’ requests. For Jess and Tengrain, a monkey flying out of Dick Cheney’s butt, as a scene from a fair trade (and all-organic) porno flick.

Who will be the lucky first commenter with an idea, that gets the glory of the big 3-0 doodle? Could it be YOU?

UPDATE:

WOW. I cannot draw. These posts have a nice built-in excuse, in that I can’t take longer than 60 seconds to create them. And believe me, I only take 60 seconds. But still, WOW. I cannot draw.

For FranIAm – Hilary Clinton, Barbara Streisand and Oprah – Clinton on Babs’ posterior, flipping Oprah the bird.

If you have an idea you’d like me to doodle in the morning, please feel free to leave a comment — first commenter with an idea gets one, no strings attached.

UPDATE:

For Dr. Zaius – Grover Cleveland flying throught the air, carrying Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator. A jar of strawberry jam should be present as well.

First commenter with an idea gets a doodle.

UPDATE:

For Randal G – Charles Nelson Reilly punching George Bush in the balls.

Hit me with a doodle idea!

UPDATE:

For Lulu – Lulu facing the wrath of her seniors when she tells them that their senior class trip has been canceled due to cyclone damage.

First commenter with an idea gets that idea doodled, I reckon.

UPDATE:

For Manx – Whatever the second commenter wants.

30 seconds were spent on this doodle. I still have 30 seconds left to populate the thought balloon, based on the idea of the next commenter.

UPDATE! (Part 2)

For PJ – the Spice Girls being attacked by a sabre-tooth tiger.

But it will take the first commenter with an idea to make this post truly shine.

UPDATE:

For Freida Bee – an iSplotchy upgraded with a John Oates ‘stache circa ’85 and fanny pack combo.

If you don’t know the drill — first commenter with an idea gets a doodle.

UPDATE:

For Manx – an Alien talking to a Predator on a rotary telephone.

First commenter with a doodle idea gets that doodle. Subsequent commenters can pick up a Meaningless Cherry Award.

UPDATE:

For Jess – When radishes attack!