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I’m going back to one doodle per post. So, the lucky first commenter gets his or her doodle done.

God help me if Dr. Zaius makes it through with the request he made on this post. That doodle would be the most frantic sixty seconds of my life (if we don’t count that minute I defused a bomb on a spaceship hurtling toward Earth while fighting off aliens with my feet).

For Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein – The San Diego skyline

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Normally I only doodle the first idea requested, but since I’m feeling especially generous today, I thought I would make an exception.

For Cowboy The Cat – A freaked out cat freaking out on a freaky frog while on Claritin D.

For Bubs – A frustrated eBay bidder who didn’t win an iSplotchy

For Sorghum Crow – Impeach Cheney

For Tenacious S – A moldy disintegrating jack-o-lantern being eaten by a squirrel.

I sure could use an idea to doodle.

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For Beckeye — Beckeye!

Whoever first requests a doodle via a comment on this post and is also a contributor to the following blog, I will draw your doodle picture idea.

This is no way a kickback for support of the iSplotchy.

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For FranIAm — Dick Cheney getting shot in the face by a pheasant. (I’m curious — has the NSA started monitoring this blog based on flagged keywords yet?)

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For Beckeye — a drunk demon driving a dune buggy

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For J.D. — an ocelot covered in blood.

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For Manx — a praying mantis smoking a huge joint.

I don’t know if the size is big enough to be considered huge, but I really liked how the mantis’ attitude came out.

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For Chris — Jessica Alba in a bikini made of bacon.

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For Dr Monkey Von Monkerstein — desire.