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Gorn and Gorn

November 16, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

Who gets to be Gorn?

Both of us.

“I want to welcome a dear friend to join me in leading this wondrous land.”

Gorn and Gorn: A Brighter Future

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The Gorn Rebrand

November 15, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

An appeal to the NASCAR Dads

Tugging on the patriotic heartstrings of Gondor

“Yes, this is the Gorn speaking. No, I’m not running for office. What? What? WHAT?!!”

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Aragorn Recruits a Political Consultant

November 14, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

Bad News

Really Bad News

“Mr. Atwater? It’s Aragorn.”

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Aragorn Seeks Political Office

November 13, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

On the campaign trail

Aragorn draws a crowd!

The big sign

A citizen looks at one of the less flashy campaign signs

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Aragorn’s Plans for the 15-Minute City Are Rejected

November 12, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

The destroyed model of Aragorn’s 15-minute city, unceremoniously thrown into the trash

Aragorn is not pleased with the city’s rejection of his plan

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Aragorn Advocates for the 15-Minute City

November 11, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

Aragorn draws up blueprints for a city that promotes accessibility and walkability and does not require a sweet ride

Aragorn arrives at the seat of government to argue for his plan for the 15-minute city

Aragorn attempts to sway the opinion of the skeptical town elders

Aragorn’s 15-minute city plan

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Aragorn Takes Alternative Transportation

November 10, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

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The Continuing Saga of Aragorn and His Sweet Ride

November 9, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

Aragorn and His Car in Happier Times

Aragorn Contests His Parking Ticket

Aragorn Unsuccessfully Retrieves His Car From The Impound Lot

Legolas Gives His Friend Aragorn A Ride To The Grocery Store

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Aragorn Gets A Parking Ticket

November 8, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

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Nixon in a Kung-Fu Fight with Elvis

November 6, 2023 Splotchy Leave a comment

Beware the double-right-fist of The King

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