R. Lee Ermey – Waxhead

Gary Sinise – Ball-peen Joe

Danny Trejo – Tarantula

Harvey Fierstein – Croak

Tim Roth – Umbrage

Ed Asner – Mr. Muffin

Viggo Mortensen – Shag

Willem Dafoe – Terror Train

Conrad Bain – Major Domo

Stephen Root – Freefall Happenstance