Ed Begley Jr. – Long Division

John Malkovich – Nuclear Slim

Kevin Spacey – Captain Whatshisface

George Clooney – The Incredible Head

Harry Dean Stanton – Mr. Shambles

Rene Auberjonois – Dr. Improbable

Judi Dench – Rainbow Mysterious

It’s scary how close this blog is to my brain. For some reason, I was thinking of Dr. Phil on the way into work today. I then thought, what would be an appropriate superhero name for him?

So, a new feature is born. I’m not planning on thinking too hard about celebrity superheroes (or supervillains) — I won’t wonder about their powers, costumes, arch-nemeses, what have you.

I’m just going to give you what I think would be an appropriate “super” name for them.

Since this is my first celebrity superhero post, I’ll give you three.

Phil “Dr. Phil” McGraw – The Octopus

Bruce Willis – The Dooch

Russell Crowe – Sugarfists