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Elvis

When I first started out as a computer programmer many years ago, there was a guy in my area who was a software consultant. He later became an employee, and later after that he became my boss.

I liked him. He was always kind and funny, and he was a good boss. I don’t remember what prompted him to share, but at some point he told me a story about visiting Graceland as a child.

He has since retired. It had been years since I have spoken with him, but this story kind of haunted me, for lack of a better word. Not haunted in a bad way — it’s a nice story. But, I came back to it. It is a private story, but I wanted to share it, because I thought it was special.

I reached out to his son (who I had also worked with at one point in time) to get in touch. He gave me his dad’s contact info. I emailed my old boss and asked him I could share his story, and mentioned what I had recalled from the time he told me.

He said it was fine to share, but I had some of the details wrong. Here is his story, in his own words. The events described occurred in 1961.

My mom was a Girl Scout leader for my sister’s troop.  They had a trip to Memphis TN and the Presley property was one of their stops.  At the time, I wore a leg brace on my left leg for the polio.  I was about 6 years old.  I wore shorts that day so the brace was very visible. 

We had full availability to the outside areas of the house.  His cars all parked in the back, including the famous pink Cadillac.  My mom and the girls were all doing their exploring and were not paying any attention to me.  I unfortunately had an urge to pee and being young I just walked up to the back door and knocked. 

Elvis answered the door.  I told him I had to pee and I could see him looking me over.  He immediately stepped back from the doorway and invited me in.  He gave me directions to the bathroom and I made a quick dash to find the bathroom.

When I came out I then took in the unusual room.  It was his jungle room where he played piano a lot and entertained his band members.  Elvis was over by the piano and when he saw me coming he made his way over to the door to see me out.  He asked if everything was alright and did I need anything else.  I said no and then thanked him for letting me use the bathroom.  He said goodbye and I returned to the backyard to continue the tour of the grounds.  I did not mention the bathroom incident to anyone until later.  They were all disappointed that they did not have the opportunity to meet Elvis.

That’s it.

Here’s a picture from the jungle room that I took when I visited from Graceland. It was a week or so before Christmas, so they had decorated all the rooms.

Thank you to my boss, his family, and thank you to Elvis.

Merry Christmas.

My Problem With Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

So I have kids, and I sing a lot, so I sometimes sing kid songs out of the blue.

I have noticed I consistently mess up the the last few lines of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and for the life of me can’t remember the right lyrics when I’m singing.

Here’s the correct last few lines:
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!

Here’s what I sing:
Then all the other reindeer
Who used to laugh and call him names…

Then I’m stuck. I know Rudolph goes down in history, but I don’t know how to get there from the reindeer who used to laugh at him.

Seriously, Rudolph is supposed to forget over the course of one song that all those reindeer who made him miserable are now all nice and buddy-buddy with him?

I don’t think so. And I’m not going to believe this song has a happy ending. Screw those other reindeer.

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How Psychedelic Are Your Colored Lights

Our tree is up! I clearly must have my digital camera taken away from me. But until that day comes, please enjoy the photos. Extra bonus points for anyone who can guess which picture was taken while running full speed at the tree.

Click on each pic to get a bigger image.

One thing that I have noticed is that this series of pictures as displayed on my blog looks pretty neat when you scroll down the page quickly.

No, I’m not high.