David Blaine’s Blog Spectacular has ended.

Please join me in revisiting the highlights of the Spectacular.

We at I, Splotchy make a clarification that Mr. Blaine need not spend the entirety of the Spectacular underwater, and apologize for the miscommunication.

Noting that Mr. Blaine has been joined by his good friend, famed mentalist Uri Geller, we at I, Splotchy point out this as a violation of the spirit (if not the letter) of our contract regarding the Spectacular. Mr. Blaine consents to be encased in ice as a consequence of his actions.

A short twelve hours later, we deem that Mr. Blaine has paid the price for his transgression. Mr. Blaine emerges from his icy prison.

Relieved and happy, an exhausted David Blaine sobs as the Blog Spectacular comes to a close.

We at I, Splotchy would like to take a moment to thank the engineers, healthcare professionals and little people that made this event a success, but above all, we would like to thank David Blaine.

The strain of occupying a one inch square on this blog for two straight weeks has begun to show on illusionist and stunt performer David Blaine.

Please give an encouraging word to Mr. Blaine to help him through the remaining hours of this entertaining ordeal!

It has been twelve hours since David Blaine was encased in a block of ice for violating the spirit of David Blaine’s Blog Spectacular.

We at I, Splotchy feel that Mr. Blaine (or “David”, as we like to call him) has endured his ice imprisonment with both the poise and professionalism one expects from an entertainer of his stature.

David, consider your sentence served in full.

Break through the ice! Break through!

We have only a little over three days left in the Spectacular!

Let’s DO this!

We at I, Splotchy are sorry to report another bump in the road of David Blaine’s Blog Spectacular.

We at I, Splotchy readily admit that at least part of the blame for the ongoing problems of the Spectacular resides with us. There was the unfortunate miscommunication between ourselves and David Blaine, which resulted in him spending the first week of the Spectacular submerged in water.

And now, it is with regret we point out an error in judgment by the exalted entertainer — a violation of the spirit, if not the letter, of the contract between I, Splotchy and Mr. Blaine.

It was our intent that Mr. Blaine spend two weeks on a one inch square of our blog alone, unaccompanied, and isolated.

Imagine our surprise when we saw Mr. Blaine consorting with his close friend, mentalist Uri Geller.

We have discussed this matter with Mr. Blaine, and he has consented to being encased in ice until we at I, Splotchy have deemed his debt to us repaid.

We hope to have no more technical glitches.

We at I, Splotchy regret a miscommunication which occurred between ourselves and David Blaine, in regards to the ongoing David Blaine’s Blog Spectacular.

Apparently, Mr. Blaine was under the impression that for the entire duration of the Spectacular he was not only required to maintain his presence on a 1 inch square of this blog, but he was also required to remain underwater.

Mr. Blaine is certainly welcome to emerge from the water, provided he stays within the box we have provided for him.

I, Splotchy regrets the error in communication.

We, the humble folks at I, Splotchy are proud to announce our participation in the latest event in the eventful career of illusionist and stunt performer David Blaine.

Mr. Blaine has consented to occupying a small 1 inch square area on this blog (located on the top of the right sidebar) for two uninterrupted weeks, subsisting on nothing but pure oxygen, crackers, and filtered urine. Mr. Blaine’s liquid sustenance will be provided by the green monkey what lives in our brain (strained through cheesecloth to eliminate pollutants).

Please join us in welcoming Mr. Blaine in what we hope to be a lifetime of cooperation with I, Splotchy, where together we can provide the blogreading public the sensational, awe-inspiring whimsy it so richly deserves.