Person A: Hey, what’s Scooby Doo’s favorite style of fashion?
Person B: I don’t know. What?
Person A: Retro!
Person B: Ha! But… you know, Scooby Doo doesn’t wear clothes. He’s a dog.
Person A: Maybe he’s more of a fashion appreciator.
Person B: Sure, good point.
Bubs was kind enough to call attention to one of my Splotchy brand lines of clothing.
It just so happens that my fashion preparations for Spring have ended, and I’m happy to introduce two new exciting lines of casual wear for the discerning blogreader.
But first, a recap of the popular original Splotchy brand.
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The iSplotchy
The original. Where the magic started! Show your devotion to the iSplotchy in clothing form! Available in a variety of cute clothing styles (yes, we carry hooded sweatshirts).
http://www.cafepress.com/isplotchy
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Feral Cat Attacks!
A design based on an original doodle by Splotchy. For current events followers, or people unafraid to express a political viewpoint.
For a more low-key expression of your political identity, there’s always panties.
http://www.cafepress.com/feralcatattacks
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USB Symbol (NEW!)
An off-handed comment on this post prompted me to start this exciting line. You can purchase shirts with this symbol, but I think you’ll find the hat the most appealing item sporting the USB symbol brand.
http://www.cafepress.com/usbsymbol
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ROT13 (NEW!)
Playing around so much with ROT13 gave me the idea for this line of clothing.
At this point, the only text displayed on the back is “trrx” (“geek”), but I am considering introducing some bluer shirts, with phrases like “shpx lbh” and “cvff bss”.
http://www.cafepress.com/rot13
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Stay Clothed,
Splotchy
I’m all for being cutesy and shit, but whoever coined the term ‘hoodie’ should give me a quarter every time I see the word.
By the way, you owe me a quarter, ‘hoodie’-term coiner. Make that fifty cents.
For better or worse, when I think about Target, I think about The White Stripes.
Here’s some alternative fashion choices that could potentially break this connection in my mind.
If anyone from E! is reading this, please consider hiring me for a catty male fashion commentator position.
Some examples of my work:
George Clooney – He looks okay in this, I guess.
Jake Gyllenhaal – That bow tie is kind of big.
David Patrick Kelly – You leave my boy alone!
