Bob Crane: “I’d like to think I’ll be remembered primarily for my body of work.”

Pablo Picasso: “I never got called an asshole – not like you.”

Frank Lloyd Wright: “There is no way in hell I am giving you a rumpus room.”

Dee Dee Ramone: “5-6-7-8!”

Herbert Hoover: “Why don’t we call them Hoovervilles?”

Plato: “Why am I speaking English? And, for that matter, what the Hades is English?”

David Foster Wallace: “Light bandana? Dark bandana? No bandana?”

J.D. Salinger: “Be right back.”

Al Capone: “What’s a syphilis?”

Henry David Thoreau: “Roughing it’s a bitch.”