Here’s a pointer to a great article by Noam Chomsky.
(thanks, Mom!)
Here’s a pointer to a great article by Noam Chomsky.
(thanks, Mom!)
Take this, you beeky chastards!
1. Looks and Criars
2. Kaily Dos
3. Prink Thogress
4. BOP Gloggers
5. Glue Bal
7. Rational Neview
8. The Rarpetbagger Ceport
9. Son Jwift
10. The Daily Dish (DAMN YOU ANDREW SULLIVAN! DAMN YOU TO HELL!)
During the first trip in what will probably be a series of trips to Colorado in preparation for the February caucus, the candidates take a break at a nearby mall.
Dr. Zaius and Germaine Gregarious sample some delicious, authentic Italian cuisine.
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator runs through the remainder of his campaign funds on sophisticated, audiovisual entertainment. Mall employees kindly show him the exit shortly after he spends his last quarter.
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein takes advantage of post-Christmas savings to pick up a few items for himself.
Steve Jobs and the iSplotchy visit with fans outside the Apple Store.
The fate of the other presidential candidates is still uncertain at this point in time.
Updates will be provided as more information becomes available.
Special thanks to the campaign photographer of Dr. Zaius, who recorded the majority of events herein.
Regarding my question, argh, it’s a tough one.
I think of it as a struggle between being a short-term pragmatist and a long-term idealist.
I have voted for Candidate A before (pragmatist), and I have also voted for Candidate C before (idealist). Not surprisingly, I have never voted for Candidate B.
It bums me out that there are situations where I have intentionally chosen someone other than the person I felt was best suited for the job. And yet the times I voted for Candidate C, if Candidate B was elected and a vote for A would have swung the election, I would feel equally awful.
As Bubs said in a comment, the vote often “depends”. Both he and Beth indicated some examples where they would vote idealistically in a primary, but pragmatically in the election. Their argument makes perfect sense to me.
BlueGal says we are required to vote our conscience. I can’t really argue with that, either.
I’d like to think we all want to be idealists, but we are often pragmatists out of necessity (or at least a perceived necessity?).
Is there a way out of this short-term pragmatism? It feels like a collective shift from pragmatism to idealism has to happen to set things right.
I have sent a follow-up question to Dr. Monkey regarding this problem. Let’s hope he can work it out. Go, Dr. Monkey, Go!
I originally sent this question to Dr. Monkey for his January Q&A feature, but thinking more and more about it, I’d really like to know how anyone who reads this blog would answer it.
I think it’s really a difficult question, and I don’t have a good answer to it. Maybe one/some/all of you do.
Here it is:
There are three major candidates for an upcoming presidential race.
Candidate A shares some of your principles, but doesn’t share others. Some of the principles that Candidate A does not share with you are a little bothersome to you. You think A would make an okay president, but you have your doubts.
Candidate B is virtually the polar opposite to you with regards to the principles you hold. You are relatively certain that Candidate B’s presidency will have a negative effect on the country in a variety of ways, but you are not sure to the degree of this negative effect.
Candidate C seems in agreement with virtually all of your principles. They have interesting ideas, and address issues not dealt with by Candidates A or B. You believe that Candidate C would make a good president, and have a positive effect on the country.
Candidate A and B together have the majority of the vote. A and B’s campaign are in a dead heat. The projected votes are split evenly between them.
Candidate C is a distant third.
The question is, assuming you are going to vote for one of the candidates, who do you vote for? Assume I disagree with whatever your choice is, and try to convince me to vote for your candidate.
If you have the hankering to grapple with this question, it might be more appropriate to put up your own post in response to the question, rather than add your thoughts as a potentially large comment on this post (if you want to deal with it on your own blog, I’ll happily link to your post). Either way, whether it’s by comment or separate blog post, I welcome your thoughts and opinions.
As I waver in blog uncertainty, who comes to my rescue but my favorite terrible local newspaper, RedEye (a “hip” free daily paper squirted out by the fine people at the Chicago Tribune).
As I walked to my seat on the train, I picked up a copy of today’s RedEye off a seat. No, the cover wasn’t anything about Obama, Huckabee, or the Iowa caucuses. The cover was some pictures of potato chips. Apparently, “hip” newspaper readers are dying to know what the “champion” chip is.
Thankfully for readers of this blog, the RedEye’s website represents the relative importance of potato chips and presidential candidates in a similarly appropriate manner:
I’m filled with lots of questions from today’s RedEye.
1. Is the Tribune trying to appeal to a demographic it considers moronic?
2. Does the media cover politics the way it covers potato chips?
3. Does the juxtaposition of potato chips with the presidential race foreground the ongoing debasement of our political discourse?
One thing that I was disappointed in was the fact that the RedEye writers/editors did not take the next logical step — to make a correlation between the the most popular potato chips and the most popular presidential candidates.
For example, Mike Huckabee won the GOP’s Iowa caucus, and Jay’s was the champion chip. But from what I could tell, nobody at RedEye called Huckabee the Jay’s potato chip candidate of the Iowa caucus. Well, just because RedEye didn’t make the connection, doesn’t mean I can’t.
Disclaimer: I am listing the candidates and potato chips in descending popularity, alternating between Republican and Democratic Party candidates – no attempt was made to pick the potato chip name that most suited the candidate.
Mike Huckabee – Jays
Barack Obama – Lay’s Classic
Mitt Romney – Ruffles
John Edwards – Pringles
Fred Thompson – Krunchers!
Hillary Clinton – Lay’s Light
John McCain – Cape Cod (Old Fashioned Kettle-Cooked)
Bill Richardson – Kettle (lightly salted)
Ron Paul – Baked! Lay’s
Joe Biden – Munchos
Oh, the answers to the above questions are:
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
There have been a handful of occasions when I see something in a newspaper or magazine that is so awesome (either terribly awesome or wonderfully awesome) that I feel compelled to clip it and stick it on a wall.
Seeing this post by Tengrain jogged my memory of a clipped picture I had cherished from the Bill Clinton years.
I rummaged through an old box of things, found and scanned it.
I’m sorry about the quality — it’s a little wrinkled and yellowed with age. Still, I think the power of the photo shines through.
Click on the pic to make Bill Clinton and the head he is palming even bigger!
Note: This post has been guest-written by Steve Jobs.
Hello, citizens, consumers and everyone else!
Steve Jobs here!
As you are well aware, normally I use this forum as a way to reach out to you, the iSplotchy owner, whether it involves the unveiling of exciting new features or giving you the chance of a lifetime to be the proud owner of a piece of Internet history.
I realize the importance of these posts, as the iSplotchy is unanimously loved and cherished by all sentient beings (indeed, what is there not to love?). So, imagine my surprise when the Department Of Defense Against Primates (DODAP) forwarded me this libelous piece of piffle:
iSplotchy attacked by a damned, dirty ape
Who is this “Doctor” Zaius? First of all, in what country can an orangutan with mange be accredited a license to practice medicine? Finland?
“Doctor” Zaius attacks the iSplotchy, accusing it of capitalistic tendencies. Yes, you can buy the prototype. The prototype is not the iSplotchy, my good people, no more than the action figure of Zaius represents himself.
Yes, Zaius has an action figure. And if rumors prove to be true, it is a genital-less action figure.
DODAP has also forwarded me another disturbing development, coincidentally also concerning an alleged simian “doctor”.
“Doctor” Von Monkerstein picks yet another running mate to prop up his failing campaign
I was somewhat disheartened by the news regarding this poor excuse for a snake-oil salesman (technically, a Crunky salesman).
“Doctor” Von Monkerstein has sunk his feces-encrusted paws into none other than G. Kristi Love.
Why, do you ask, does this disturb me? For one, G. Kristi Love was one of the early adopters of the iSplotchy (just check out her comment on this post, before it is hastily deleted by the Von Monkerstein campaign).
The past of G. Kristi Love is already being dropped down the memory hole. Witness her in happier times, the iSplotchy by her side.
Sadly, if you visit the site of “Doctor” Von Monkerstein, you’ll see the iSplotchy has been erased from this picture, in the same way meaning and purpose have been erased from Love’s life.
But, I am not using this forum to criticize the iSplotchy’s opponents, despite the fact that they have questionable credentials and intentions. No, the iSplotchy campaign is above such mudslinging.
I am here to request an open exchange of ideas. A place where citizens of this great nation, nay, of this planet, can have a public forum to see the iSplotchy in all its glory, and see these “Doctors” for the charlatans they are.
I call for a debate.
I see that Sleestak, the part-time patriot over at Lady, That’s My Skull, is making a feeble attempt at showing his support for the red, white and blue.
Are we supposed to believe a puny pin worn on the lapel conveys support for this great nation of ours?
When the iSplotchy makes a patriotic statement, it’s with a capital ‘P’ and an italicized, bolded capital ‘S’.
Behold!
Vote iSplotchy for President in 2008 — the only candidate with an enormous flag sticking out of its pipe.