To the twenty people who voted (or the one person who voted twenty times), I thank you for the answer to the burning question put forth by my sidebar’s poll:
Q: Hurple hurf nuhr wunk?
A: Ie Ie Ie Ie Ieeee
Honestly, typing it out I now realize how obvious the answer was.
(yes, I am gradually getting weirder and weirder)
My recent poll has ended.
The readers of I, Splotchy have spoken.
It’s a tie between Morgan Freeman and Jennifer Tilly.
I will attempt to contact their representation to inquire about hiring them to do some audio work for this blog.
Thanks to everyone who voted.
I am considering laying down some cash to an actor to record my blogged musings in their own voice.
I’m not sure whether the purpose is for podcasting, a service to the blind, or simply to hear my own words repeated back to me in something other than my uncannily Muppet-like voice.
I have narrowed my choices to a handful of people, but I’m looking for your input as to who I end up contacting. Please refer to the poll on the top of my right sidebar and vote for your choice.
Thanks for any feedback.