As far as I know, the group I announced a short time ago, the International Federation of Second-Run Movie Critics (IFSMRC) still has but one member (“ME”).

Despite this, I have continued to move forward with administrative business.

So, via the talent and dedication of the lovely Becca, we got a freaking logo.

I have also resized it for sidebar-displaying purposes!

Can you imagine displaying this badge of honor on *your* website? Let me know if you are interested in joining this prestigious institution!

A: All of them.

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Here you go!

Click on any pic for larger, amateurish pretension.

Provide your question(s) in the comments.

Manx asks:
Who do you think was a better french kisser? Gandhi, Lincoln or Mr. Rogers?

Lincoln. It’s not even close.

okjimm asks:
And if a Woodchuck could chuck Wood….What wood would Tiger Woods chuck on a long par 5, dogleg left?

2-wood.

Comrade Kevin asks:
HOW ANNOYING IS IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS OR WRITE LIKE IT’S SOME KIND OF TELEGRAM?

NOT THAT ANNOYING, SURPRISINGLY STOP AUNT BEATRICE SENDS HER REGARDS STOP SHE LIKES THE SWEATER YOU KNIT HER STOP WRITE BACK SOON FULL STOP

(Previously)

My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Suspended under a twilight canopy
We’ll search the clouds for a star to guide us
If by some chance you find yourself loving me
We’ll find a cloud to hide us
We’ll keep the moon beside us
Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
If you’ll hold my hand we’ll chase your dream across the sky
For we can fly we can fly
Up, up and away

— The Fifth Dimension – “Up, Up And Away”

My golly, what a cheesy song. I could douse my cheesiest adolescent cassette mix tape with Velveeta, wrap it in Camembert, apply a liberal sprinkling of grated Romano and Parmesan cheese, and it still wouldn’t be as cheesy as this song.

Well if the war is over
And the monsters have won
If the war is over
I’m gonna have some fun

— Luna, “Kalamazoo”