UPDATE:
In case you didn’t think I was serious, I have added a sidebar item and a GO AWAY hit counter.
Category Archives: who doesn’t love posts about advertising
An Observation
In those Before/After pictures of women used to sell weight-loss products, I usually find the Before woman more attractive than the After woman.
Sorry, After Ladies!
Don’t Worry – Anderson Cooper Is Keeping Them Honest
To Get This Deal, You Must First Fight The Lobster
Motherfuckin’ Mattress Giant
In times of great stress, I sometimes turn to profanity.
A while ago, I made the jingle to Mattress Giant better by adding some colorful language:
Look for my modifications in brackets. You’ll just have to imagine me swearing, as the original jingle has not been altered in the above clip.
When you’re looking for that ooh-ahh feel,
[Motherfuckin’] Mattress Giant
When you want that ooh-ahh deal,
We’ve got the best price
For that ooh-ahh bed [Motherfuckers],
It’s only at Mattress Giant
Ooh-ahh [motherfucker]
Ooh-ahh [motherfucker]
Only at Mattress Giant, Ooh-ahh
Only at Mattress Giant, Ooh-ahh
My Recommended Advertising Campaign For Coca-Cola In A Post-Apocalyptic World
Just Because I Don’t Understand Your Ad Doesn’t Mean I Want To Learn More About Your Product
Want Whiter Teeth?
No, but I do like shoving lights in my mouth, so I suppose I will buy this product anyways.
Attention: Rockers
Debra Messing Wants To Eat Your Baby
I was disturbed enough by Debra Messing’s expression in this sidebar ad that I thought I would include it here to creep other people out.
As always, there is no need to thank me.