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word fun

Concluding Your Correspondence

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When ending a letter or an email, you may find it pleasing to add a nice little flourish that lets the reader know they have reached the end of your writing.

I myself am sometimes inclined to end a blog post with some sort of signoff.

Seeing as you can only use “Best Regards” or “Sincerely” so many times before people start thinking you aren’t that sincere, or really aren’t sending them your truly best regards, I thought I’d give you some options to break up the correspondence-concluding monotony.

01. I Like Gravy,
02. Someday I Hope To See You Naked,
03. Smell My Finger,
04. I Still Haven’t Forgotten About That Ten Dollars You Borrowed From Me,
05. In Prison,
06. Happy As Possible With All Things Considered,
07. Boogers,
08. Catch Baseball Fever,
09. May God Not Smite You Down,
10. Jerry,

Best Regards,

Splotchy

word fun

Please Help Bring Back The Three Letter Name

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For those expecting a child, or contemplating becoming a parent, please consider returning the world to a simpler time.

Excellent three letter names are available RIGHT NOW, and will ensure your child is a hero of his or her generation.

Some examples:

1. Lou
2. Mel
3. Eve
3. Gus
4. Bud
5. Bea
6. Ted
7. Sue
8. Pam
9. Jed
10. Van

blogging about blogging, word fun

Bringing People Together

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I always keep an eye as to what brings people to my site — I’m just pathetic that way, I guess.

Lately there have been so many fun ways people have stumbled here through their perverted, amoral searches that I just thought I’d share them.

“rasputina drummer gay”
“boys town transvstite”
“ass bubs”
“what does a whale poop look like”

And this is my current favorite:
“laverne shirley chunky seater”

Mmmm… chunky seater.

swearing, word fun

What The Shpx

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A list of ROT13-encoded swear words.

Pop them in the Input box to the right and hit the “En/Decode input” button. I personally prefer decoding the words one at a time, as that adds to the excitement and sexual tension.

I suppose you could try guessing them first, if that’s your inclination, but this post is more about the swearing than the quizzing.

1. fuvg-sbe-oenvaf
2. crapvy-qvpxrq zbgureshpxre
3. phag
4. cvff
5. pbpxfhpxre
6. nffung
7. qvpxurnq
8. tbqqnza
9. fbahinovgpu
10. Ohfu

word fun

Here’s Some Colorful Phrases You May Find Useful

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If you’re ever at a loss to describe a situation or circumstance, one of these may come in handy.

It was…

1. Like a squirrel doused in baking soda
2. As hot as a chair full of sweaty ass
3. Like a tomato f*cking an onion
4. Like a runaway vagina
5. Sadder than a Hollywood laundromat
6. Like Lorenzo Lamas on downers
7. Like the popping of a midget’s elbow
8. Like a hundred dollar bill covered in ticks
9. Like kissing a fake hobo
10. As sweet as a dingleberry