A Reminder To David Patrick Kelly

Hi, this message is for my adopted actor, David Patrick Kelly. As mentioned previously, I have an extra ticket for the Feelies’ July 1st show at the Hoboken, NJ bar Maxwell’s.

If you’re interested in using the extra ticket, send me an email on the address listed on my profile.

Whether I hear from you or not, I’m planning on leaving the ticket for you at Maxwell’s, but if you don’t show up by 10pm (the show is supposed to start at 9pm), I’ll probably just go outside and hand the ticket to the first Feelies fan that will take it (I would want someone to get some use out of it).

I hope to see you there. If you can’t make it, you will have missed what I’m sure will be a great show.

Peace out!

Splotchy

Ten Things I Would Like To Hear Anton Chigurh Pronounce

01. That’s stinkin’ thinkin’.
02. How much for the pony ride?
03. I have a booboo on my weewee.
04. I have just learned I am lactose-intolerant.
05. I am looking for the nearest discothèque.
06. What the fudge is going on here?
07. I am going to see Star Wars for the fifty-seventh time, and I would like you to accompany me.
08. Would you like me to play a song for you on my imaginary banjo?
09. I’m a helpless romantic.
10. Yahtzee!

Previously:
Ten Things I Would Like To Hear Sean Connery Pronounce

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