Movie Quotes ‘N Doodles

The three people with the highest number of correct answers on the following movie quotes quiz will get a doodle. All that you need to provide is the movie title, but you’re welcome to add your own two cents about the quote/movie.

Please refrain from using search engines.

UPDATE:
Oh forget it. You people had your chance. Unanswered questions now have the answers.


I’d like all the questions to be answered, if possible. Here are some hints regarding the unanswered questions.

#9 is “I’m Paul.” (menacingly)
Okay here’s another quote from the same movie:
Frank… is a very sick and dangerous man.

#10 – Think B&W. Think war. Think Meeker.
Another quote from the same movie:
If those little sweethearts won’t face German bullets, they’ll face French ones!

#13 – The character Jerry being addressed in the quote is played by an actor named Jerry.
Another quote:
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.

#17 – Mitchum pumpin’ gas.
A second hint: rhymes with “Shout Of The Fast”

1) Time Bandits [Rider]
Mom! Dad! It’s evil! Don’t touch it!

2) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory [kirby]
You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak.

3) Strangers On A Train [SamuraiFrog]
For example, your wife, my father. Criss-cross.

4) Time After Time [SamuraiFrog]
Pomme frites! Fries are pomme frites!

5) The Big Lebowski [McGone]
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

6) Spider-Man [Rider]
That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

7) Predator [Rider]
What’s the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

8) The Dead Zone [Johnny Yen]
The ice is going to break!

9) Blue Velvet [Never Identified!]
I’m Paul.

10) Paths of Glory [Never Identified!]
See that cockroach? Tomorrow morning, we’ll be dead and it’ll be alive. It’ll have more contact with my wife and child than I will. I’ll be nothing, and it’ll be alive.

11) Spaceballs [SamuraiFrog]
Ludicrous speed, go!

12) Hot Fuzz [Rider]
Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

13) The King of Comedy [Never Identified!]
I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.

14) Life Of Brian [Manx]
Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

15) Duck Soup [Manx]
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.

16) Pet Sematary [Jin]
Has anyone ever buried a person up there?

17) Out of the Past [Never Identified!]
I sell gasoline, I make a small profit. With that I buy groceries. The grocer makes a profit. We call it earning a living. You may have heard of it somewhere.

18) The Birds [McGone]
Why are they doing this? They said when you got here the whole thing started. Who are you? What are you? Where did you come from! I think you’re evil. EVIL!

19) Pee Wee’s Big Adventure [Rider]
Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?

20) Deathtrap [Freida Bee]
What’s the point of owning a mace, if you don’t use it?

Okay, we had a tie for third, so I guess I’ll be doing four doodles.

Rider, SamuraiFrog, Manx and McGone, please give me your doodle suggestions!

DOODLE UPDATE:

For Manx:
The Wal-Mart Smiley Face having intercourse with the McDonald’s golden arches.

For Rider:
Bill Gates, as Amazing Larry, watching the smiley face and golden arches engage in oral.

For SamuraiFrog:
Billy Dee Williams lifting a car over his head.

I Got Your Linkback Right Here

This morning, I have been feeling some guilt regarding a meme I participated in.

One of the stipulations of the meme was that I link back to its originator. I didn’t do this. In fact, I was a little obnoxious about not doing it.

Since January Is Meme Month, I feel like I really should comply with this request.

Here it is:

Lazy Eye Theatre

Of course, I could have just edited my original meme post and added the linkback there, but then none of you would be aware of what a nice guy I am.

My Problem With Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

So I have kids, and I sing a lot, so I sometimes sing kid songs out of the blue.

I have noticed I consistently mess up the the last few lines of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and for the life of me can’t remember the right lyrics when I’m singing.

Here’s the correct last few lines:
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!

Here’s what I sing:
Then all the other reindeer
Who used to laugh and call him names…

Then I’m stuck. I know Rudolph goes down in history, but I don’t know how to get there from the reindeer who used to laugh at him.

Seriously, Rudolph is supposed to forget over the course of one song that all those reindeer who made him miserable are now all nice and buddy-buddy with him?

I don’t think so. And I’m not going to believe this song has a happy ending. Screw those other reindeer.

Quiz For A Doodle

For people who are constantly frustrated at missing out on my 60 second doodle offers because they weren’t the first commenter, you can now be frustrated by a lyrics quiz!

Whoever gets the most correct answers first wins a doodle! It should go without saying that if someone has already guessed the song, it will not be added to your point total (though you can still say you knew it).

I’m looking for song title, artist and optionally whether or not you like the song.

Using search engines is strongly discouraged!

1) Digital Underground – The Humpty Dance [SamuraiFrog]
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

2) Belly – Feed The Tree [Evil Evil Genius]
So take your hat off, boy
When you’re talking to me

3) Velvet Underground – Femme Fatale [Bubs]
Here she comes
You better watch your step
She’s going to play you like a fool

4) Led Zeppelin – The Battle Of Evermore [Bubs]
The tyrant’s face is red

5) R.E.M. – Exhuming McCarthy [Bubs]
You’re sharpening stones
Walking on coals
To improve your business acumen

6) Reunion – Life Is A Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me) [Dguzman]
Gotta turn it up louder
So the DJ told me

7) The Smiths – Panic [Evil Evil Genius]
Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ

8) Sonic Youth – Kool Thing [SamuraiFrog]
I’ll be your slave
Give you a shave

9) America – Horse With No Name [SamuraiFrog]
In the desert you can remember your name
‘Cause there aint no one for to give you no pain

10) The Jacksons – State of Shock [SamuraiFrog]
You got me on my knees
Please baby please

11) Ween – Don’t Laugh, I Love You [Cowboy The Cat]
Ernest Hemingway would always be there for me
But now Ernest Hemingway is dead

12) Cole Porter – Anything Goes [Bubs]
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos

13) Television – Friction [Bubs]
I don’t wanna grow up,
There’s too much contradiction

14) Blondie – Rip Her To Shreds [SamuraiFrog]
She looks like the Sunday comics
She thinks she’s Brenda Starr

15) Lou Reed – Sick Of You [Never Identified!]
And there’s nothing to eat
That don’t carry the stink
Of some human waste dumped in the Nile

16) C.W. McCall – Convoy [SamuraiFrog]
Well we shot the line an’ we went for broke
With a thousand screamin’ trucks
And eleven long-haired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus

17) Hedgehoppers Anonymous – Good News Week [Never Identified!]
Someone’s found a way to give
The rotting dead a will to live
Go on and never die

18) Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody [SamuraiFrog]
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now hes dead

19) TMBG – Snowball In Hell [Evil Evil Genius]
If it wasn’t for disappointment
I wouldn’t have any appointments

20) Cream – Anyone For Tennis [Never Identified!]
And the elephants are dancing
On the graves of squealing mice

UPDATE:

Bubs got within arm’s reach, but SamuraiFrog carried the quiz! Just curious, has anyone heard the song “Good News Week”? I thought it was kinda popular, but I had a mixtape with it a long time ago — don’t know if it’s been widely heard. It’s a delightful poppy song that mentions rotting dead! How cool is that?!!

But, I digress. A doodle for the winner, SamuraiFrog: Elvis Presley shedding a single tear.

This post turned out all melancholy, didn’t it? I didn’t predict it, but I respect it.

I kind of like how this all worked out. My next doodle offering will probably center around a movie quote quiz.

See ya next time!

Do Me In Once And I’ll Be Sad, Do Me In Twice and I’ll Know Better

Continuing my incredibly popular one song mixes, we visit a little noveltyish act of the late 1960’s — The GTO’s.

I first heard this song on an album my dad got for me.

I know, the song is somewhat tunelessly sung, and the lyrics are a little silly, but boy howdy, do I just love it to death. Love it.

Enjoy it (or don’t)!

The GTO’s – Do Me In Once and I’ll Be Sad, Do Me In Twice and I’ll Know Better (Circular Circulation)

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